jmb, phd
@jmbrkphd.bsky.social
msp -> ahn // umn -> uga
scientist // citizen // liker of plants
🌻 vita est processus 🌻
scientist // citizen // liker of plants
🌻 vita est processus 🌻
Nice. Fwiw, I can translate science into gibberish *or* gibberish into science. That’s my super power.
May 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Nice. Fwiw, I can translate science into gibberish *or* gibberish into science. That’s my super power.
Okay, found them. Artificial intelligence, quantum information science, biotechnology, nuclear energy, and translational science. None of which I can eat.
May 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Okay, found them. Artificial intelligence, quantum information science, biotechnology, nuclear energy, and translational science. None of which I can eat.
Wait. What are the President’s five priority areas?
May 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Wait. What are the President’s five priority areas?
Same old same old. Unfortunately.
February 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Same old same old. Unfortunately.
How many bikes can one man ride?
January 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
How many bikes can one man ride?
Also, funny thing… If your child is under 18, you don’t have to certify then as a tobacco non-user… So yeah, they can smoke all they want with no impact on your insurance. 🤷♂️
December 14, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Also, funny thing… If your child is under 18, you don’t have to certify then as a tobacco non-user… So yeah, they can smoke all they want with no impact on your insurance. 🤷♂️
Dude, your insurance doesn’t carry on, same as it ever was, if you don’t re-opt-in for your dependents? That’s criminal. The only thing we *have to* do every fall is re-confirm that we’re not tobacco users to avoid an upcharge. The price of coverage increases (of course!) but it stays in place.
December 14, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Dude, your insurance doesn’t carry on, same as it ever was, if you don’t re-opt-in for your dependents? That’s criminal. The only thing we *have to* do every fall is re-confirm that we’re not tobacco users to avoid an upcharge. The price of coverage increases (of course!) but it stays in place.
Then again, maybe you’re a sleeper agent for Big Corn™️…
December 8, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Then again, maybe you’re a sleeper agent for Big Corn™️…
I think the word you’re looking for is “cornologist.” Side note: that auto-corrected to corporatist, which I’m pretty sure you are not.
December 8, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I think the word you’re looking for is “cornologist.” Side note: that auto-corrected to corporatist, which I’m pretty sure you are not.
I see five. Corn, corn oil, corn maltodextrin, corn protein, and corn syrup. I wonder what percentage of corn that is by mass?
December 8, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I see five. Corn, corn oil, corn maltodextrin, corn protein, and corn syrup. I wonder what percentage of corn that is by mass?
That’s really cool, small world!
December 6, 2024 at 3:51 AM
That’s really cool, small world!
The corner of Pine Lane and what? My wife grew up on Colby Drive. P.S. Beautiful tree! I hope it’s a male gingko… Otherwise, RIP your nasal passages. 😂
December 6, 2024 at 3:21 AM
The corner of Pine Lane and what? My wife grew up on Colby Drive. P.S. Beautiful tree! I hope it’s a male gingko… Otherwise, RIP your nasal passages. 😂
Fyi, I told a bunch of people and nobody cared. 🤷♂️
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Fyi, I told a bunch of people and nobody cared. 🤷♂️
Twinkies arranged to spell “NOPE!”
December 3, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Twinkies arranged to spell “NOPE!”
Any organism with a genome > 25Gbp is clearly compensating for something.
December 3, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Any organism with a genome > 25Gbp is clearly compensating for something.
And then take a nap.
December 3, 2024 at 12:20 AM
And then take a nap.