I think it's perfect for you guys to adapt over at Adult Time and Pure Taboo. It's called "Something Borrowed, Something Blew."

Is there a way to get it from of the right person?

We need him to be mayor of Bridge City

Then the voiceover kicks in:

"Why is my race so good?
Is it because of my parents?
Is it because of my environment?
Is it because of what I wear?

Or maybe I was just born this good.

All I know for sure is when it comes to race, I'm a master."

Black out: Reebok.