The teams formerly known as the Senators and Browns doing this seems appropriate

Kila Ka’aihue
Snuffy Stirnweiss
Grant Balfour

It would have been a slam dunk case had it been a French dip

I hear Greendale has a good program

Where do I sign up to request a raise for my wife so she would make more than I do? Would it help sell it if I act like it would hurt my feelings to increase our household income by 10k or so? Because I’ll do it

Vegas is a dingy shithole with terrible food options

It’s been long enough I only vaguely remember details, but to get to our gate to leave Heathrow, we had to navigate through basically an American suburban mall, then find a small door that looked like a door to a back room, with terrible signage, that led to our concourse. Annoying

The Erie Canal was completed a decade before Chicago was even founded. Decades before Chicago became a significant population center.

He’s making shit up completely

Lower Body Injury isn’t the weirdest pet name I’ve ever seen

Oh sweet Christ on a Lime scooter, I had a mortgage then

What a loser

It’s fun that he’s calling it the great city of New York when like fellow asshole John Rocker, he’s always hated New York and the people who live there.