Jon Max
@jmaxschwartz.bsky.social
Guy from Orlando. UCF, Dolphins, Heat, and Panthers.
July 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@kofie.bsky.social ABC doing the bare minimum putting a clipart LOB trophy on the court.
June 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
@kofie.bsky.social ABC doing the bare minimum putting a clipart LOB trophy on the court.
“Sir, Caitlin Clark is day-to-day with a quad injury.”
May 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“Sir, Caitlin Clark is day-to-day with a quad injury.”
ESPN is actively making their product worse for awhile now.
May 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
ESPN is actively making their product worse for awhile now.
That was an awful power play until it wasn’t.
May 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
That was an awful power play until it wasn’t.
Aaron Nesmith is the Caleb Martin that doesn’t suck.
May 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Aaron Nesmith is the Caleb Martin that doesn’t suck.
Does he know that there’s no break between pitches? Dude will just be saying “back, back, back” nonstop.
May 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Does he know that there’s no break between pitches? Dude will just be saying “back, back, back” nonstop.
Does she think the Library of Congress has Dr. Seuss in it?
Reporter: The president fired the Librarian of Congress. Why?
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
May 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Does she think the Library of Congress has Dr. Seuss in it?
Yeah the Miami Heat are going to be mid for a long time.
May 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yeah the Miami Heat are going to be mid for a long time.
Denver’s defensive gameplan is give Derrick Jones Jr. all the space he needs.
May 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Denver’s defensive gameplan is give Derrick Jones Jr. all the space he needs.
The 2023 Finals run set the Heat back 5 years because that was the offseason we would've needed to trade Jimmy and do a soft rebuild. The run was fun as hell though which is why this era is so weird. Snapshots of pure joy that will inevitably leave us without much to be excited about for awhile.
April 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The 2023 Finals run set the Heat back 5 years because that was the offseason we would've needed to trade Jimmy and do a soft rebuild. The run was fun as hell though which is why this era is so weird. Snapshots of pure joy that will inevitably leave us without much to be excited about for awhile.
@talkhoops.bsky.social The Diff is going out with a bang tonight.
April 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
@talkhoops.bsky.social The Diff is going out with a bang tonight.
Not only are they racist, but they don't know ball @jeremytache.bsky.social
Leavitt on Shedeur Sanders: "All I will say is the president put out a statement, and a few rounds later he was drafted, so I think the facts speak for themselves."
April 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Not only are they racist, but they don't know ball @jeremytache.bsky.social
I love how despite this being a bit, they have much better furniture than the actual draft green room.
April 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I love how despite this being a bit, they have much better furniture than the actual draft green room.
Heat have a nice lead that they’ll blow by the 8 minute mark of the 2nd quarter.
April 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Heat have a nice lead that they’ll blow by the 8 minute mark of the 2nd quarter.
I feel like the Heat will be playing the Hawks and/or the Bulls in the play-in for the rest of this decade. All three teams are stuck in the middle.
April 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I feel like the Heat will be playing the Hawks and/or the Bulls in the play-in for the rest of this decade. All three teams are stuck in the middle.
In Vance's defense, why the fuck did that happen? But also, fuck Vance. What a nerd.
Ooops! Watch as Vice President JD Vance appears to drop the National Championship trophy following the celebration at the White House with OSU. Watch the full celebration here: youtube.com/watch?v=VJuT...
April 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
In Vance's defense, why the fuck did that happen? But also, fuck Vance. What a nerd.
If the Heat don’t make the playoffs, that stupid 6 game winning streak is going to hurt.
April 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If the Heat don’t make the playoffs, that stupid 6 game winning streak is going to hurt.
I wish there was someone in there not caring about losing their job say "Well, you tell us."
April 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I wish there was someone in there not caring about losing their job say "Well, you tell us."
So Trump's fucking with the tariffs every day because all of his cronies are getting rich on buying the dip right? This almost seems like a certainty.
April 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So Trump's fucking with the tariffs every day because all of his cronies are getting rich on buying the dip right? This almost seems like a certainty.
White #21 for UF is the Terry Rozier of Cody Zellers.
April 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
White #21 for UF is the Terry Rozier of Cody Zellers.
This is gonna be my washed ass watching this second game
a cartoon cat named tom is sitting down and looking at something
ALT: a cartoon cat named tom is sitting down and looking at something
media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is gonna be my washed ass watching this second game
Florida’s unexciting whites tried to cost them the game but Walter Clayton was too overwhelming.
April 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Florida’s unexciting whites tried to cost them the game but Walter Clayton was too overwhelming.
Imagine being offended that they removed your neck vagina.
DENVER (AP) — Donald Trump portrait to be taken down at Colorado Capitol after president claimed it was "distorted."
March 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Imagine being offended that they removed your neck vagina.