David J
@jmann1979.bsky.social
BA in Motion Picture Studies so you know I must have a great job with THAT degree. He/Him. Married and father of a little fur boy.
Sadly the clip is not available, but this bit reminded of another classic SNL toy commercial for "Philadelphia" action figures. Same tone, made me smile.
January 25, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Sadly the clip is not available, but this bit reminded of another classic SNL toy commercial for "Philadelphia" action figures. Same tone, made me smile.
It's the defacto Peanuts theme. When I hear it, I think of Charlie Brown and Co, not necessarily Christmastime.
December 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's the defacto Peanuts theme. When I hear it, I think of Charlie Brown and Co, not necessarily Christmastime.
I feel bad for all the ones sitting on the flop headline: "The Housemaid makes a mess".
December 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I feel bad for all the ones sitting on the flop headline: "The Housemaid makes a mess".
That basically describes my humor pipeline from age 13 onward, just add MST3K to the mix.
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
That basically describes my humor pipeline from age 13 onward, just add MST3K to the mix.
Hey I was born in 1979. It can't be all that bad a year I reckon!
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Hey I was born in 1979. It can't be all that bad a year I reckon!
I'm all for Star Trek- Stardate: 90210.01
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm all for Star Trek- Stardate: 90210.01
I'm not surprised considering the person's handle is "SS".
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm not surprised considering the person's handle is "SS".
Damn, also wrote "Empire of the Sun", a criminally underrated film from Spielberg with Christian Bale's debut. RIP.
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Damn, also wrote "Empire of the Sun", a criminally underrated film from Spielberg with Christian Bale's debut. RIP.
People in the GOP probably agree with her and not in the eay she thinks.
"We do have a Nazi problem, we need MORE Nazis!"
"We do have a Nazi problem, we need MORE Nazis!"
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
People in the GOP probably agree with her and not in the eay she thinks.
"We do have a Nazi problem, we need MORE Nazis!"
"We do have a Nazi problem, we need MORE Nazis!"
I don't blame you- stay away from as many people as you can. They're overrated anyway.
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don't blame you- stay away from as many people as you can. They're overrated anyway.
Our ballot machines are touchscreen, TOUCHSCREEN Tony. Don't even need to pick up a pen, just POINT. Even that is too much effort.
Especially during primary season when they could get the people on the ballot they might actually LIKE.
Especially during primary season when they could get the people on the ballot they might actually LIKE.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Our ballot machines are touchscreen, TOUCHSCREEN Tony. Don't even need to pick up a pen, just POINT. Even that is too much effort.
Especially during primary season when they could get the people on the ballot they might actually LIKE.
Especially during primary season when they could get the people on the ballot they might actually LIKE.
But Tony, fighting the Republicans means ACTUALLY opposing them and showing up to vote them out.
Much easier to fight the liberal Democrat, don't have to do anything but complain.
Much easier to fight the liberal Democrat, don't have to do anything but complain.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
But Tony, fighting the Republicans means ACTUALLY opposing them and showing up to vote them out.
Much easier to fight the liberal Democrat, don't have to do anything but complain.
Much easier to fight the liberal Democrat, don't have to do anything but complain.
Defunctland
Mic The Snare
Patrick H Willems
Mic The Snare
Patrick H Willems
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Defunctland
Mic The Snare
Patrick H Willems
Mic The Snare
Patrick H Willems
"Let me tell you zomething. Hitler vas a better dancer than Churchill! He vas a better painter than Churchill! He could paint an entire room in vone afternoon, TWO COATS!!"
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Let me tell you zomething. Hitler vas a better dancer than Churchill! He vas a better painter than Churchill! He could paint an entire room in vone afternoon, TWO COATS!!"
That's what I'm saying.
Ewwww.
Ewwww.
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
That's what I'm saying.
Ewwww.
Ewwww.
I'll always remember those promos highlighting the next month's premires and it ends with the announcer going "And the HBO Original Movie for September- Roy Schider stars in 'Somebody Has to Shoot the Picture'"
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I'll always remember those promos highlighting the next month's premires and it ends with the announcer going "And the HBO Original Movie for September- Roy Schider stars in 'Somebody Has to Shoot the Picture'"
My maternal grandfather was Full Blooded Italian. My Mom and Grandma took me to see this when I was 8. Kind of a strange film for an 8 year old to see but I thought it was great then and great now!
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
My maternal grandfather was Full Blooded Italian. My Mom and Grandma took me to see this when I was 8. Kind of a strange film for an 8 year old to see but I thought it was great then and great now!
That's right, let it hit your eye. Big Pizza Pie! Mamma Mia! Snap Outta It!
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
That's right, let it hit your eye. Big Pizza Pie! Mamma Mia! Snap Outta It!
I should say looks like they're re-electing. Still props to the Queen City!
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I should say looks like they're re-electing. Still props to the Queen City!
And Cincinnati elected a Democratic mayor too, at least some parts of Ohio still make sense!
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
And Cincinnati elected a Democratic mayor too, at least some parts of Ohio still make sense!
The rich kids get the laserdisc.
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The rich kids get the laserdisc.
I thought you guys were supposed to write funny headlines, not report on future events.
October 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I thought you guys were supposed to write funny headlines, not report on future events.
Awww crap did I miss it? Happy Belated Birthday Priscilla!
October 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Awww crap did I miss it? Happy Belated Birthday Priscilla!
If prompted I'm pretty sure I can still recite Jessup's "You Can't Handle the Truth" speech from memory.
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If prompted I'm pretty sure I can still recite Jessup's "You Can't Handle the Truth" speech from memory.