jmalivert
@jmalivert.bsky.social
Me, sagely: I must discuss this matter with the court eunuch.
The wise court eunuch:
The wise court eunuch:
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Me, sagely: I must discuss this matter with the court eunuch.
The wise court eunuch:
The wise court eunuch:
We saw you were having ice cream and we LOVE your ice cream. Can you give us some ice cream?
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
We saw you were having ice cream and we LOVE your ice cream. Can you give us some ice cream?
Saw a sign last night that the bakery ive been volunteering at was hiring seasonal workers so was gonna put in an application but alas…
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Saw a sign last night that the bakery ive been volunteering at was hiring seasonal workers so was gonna put in an application but alas…
Getting out of bed and getting a egg and cheese bagel
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Getting out of bed and getting a egg and cheese bagel
He is seeking perfection in polypropylene
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
He is seeking perfection in polypropylene
He will not rest until he has replaced the weakness of his flesh and fur with the smooth strength of microplastics
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
He will not rest until he has replaced the weakness of his flesh and fur with the smooth strength of microplastics
Tag urself im ‘2h productivity beerper’
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Tag urself im ‘2h productivity beerper’
The best part about frescspresso is that 1 can of fresca is enough for two frescspressos! Its the perfect drink to share with a loved one or, if you are alone, just have two!
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The best part about frescspresso is that 1 can of fresca is enough for two frescspressos! Its the perfect drink to share with a loved one or, if you are alone, just have two!
Nature’s escitalopram
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Nature’s escitalopram
I can keep hold of meat even while receiving damage but i guess im just built different
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I can keep hold of meat even while receiving damage but i guess im just built different
“Activate privacy mode”… you mean lock the door???
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
“Activate privacy mode”… you mean lock the door???
“No man could genuinely enjoy the ‘creative’ output of female ‘artists’ therefore if you say you like them you must be lying to get pussy!”
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“No man could genuinely enjoy the ‘creative’ output of female ‘artists’ therefore if you say you like them you must be lying to get pussy!”
Why does this feel like Clairo shade…
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Why does this feel like Clairo shade…
He’s sleeping on aceggots…
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
He’s sleeping on aceggots…
they opened a steamworks in Lima
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
they opened a steamworks in Lima
Good morning. Say it back, f*gs.
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Good morning. Say it back, f*gs.
The light of the Divine shines through everything, illuminating and revealing Truth…
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The light of the Divine shines through everything, illuminating and revealing Truth…
Listening to the new rosalia
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Listening to the new rosalia