jmagnuson.bsky.social
@jmagnuson.bsky.social
Scientist turned marketer for innovation in Medtech. CA ->MN.
It looks larger when you see it from the motel down the hill.
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Oh, they’ll do more than meet you on the bus
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Absolutely worth it though! I want this card now.
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trick question, the mother and the sister are the same person.
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I was like #67 but this photo is anything but.
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Prince cards a should be for new cards only.

Replacement cards should be The Replacements.
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Look, if there is a weaker one, I unaware of them and have not read or seen anything about them.
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This thing is fantastic! It was a situation ripe for memes. This was the one I made the next day
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Sir, this is a Quiznos
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I want to believe they decided yesterday and just hung out for one last court-funded meal. I could not serve on a jury in a sandwich trial where sandwiches would not be readily available.
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I like that now the people of Huntington Beach are going to have to decide if they actually want to sacrifice for their beliefs and adapt to the weather and lack of ocean in Phoenix.
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
About £177M at today’s rate
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
He looks like the guy that gave him the horse tranquilizers, but also realizes he may have miscalculated the dose.
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
To answer the question, “I sincerely Dou(bt)that”
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Man, what happened in April?
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Seeing this made me realize I had already forgot that dude’s name…and I kind of like it that way.
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Only meatballistics experts.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
We’re down to three musketeers and starburst here, but come one over…
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Yeah, but his heart was like 56.
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
His left eyebrow had a stroke
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Ours were well equipped with good books for the slow periods and ample snacks. The only disturbance I saw was when my wife confused their snacks for “voter snacks”.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I want to see him deliver a sandwich making monologue, akin to the “inelastic product” speech or the print shop front to an unenthusiastic team of aspiring sandwich artists.
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sandwich artist
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Detroit style? As I recently heard someone describe it, “the easiest pizza to make look good, the hardest pizza to make taste good”.
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“Are we going to do anything to rectify this failure?…nah, f-ck you”
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM