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This song’s about a big baby duck who gets his head caught in a stewed tomato

Core childhood trauma unlocked.

Exactly. Better than going to work.

Widescreen needed to fit your muscular buttocks in the shot @evilmen.bsky.social @jameshartnett.bsky.social @chrislockefun.bsky.social

My wife had a Lux-Cheri (Luxury) in her class a couple of years ago. Shit you not.

Chris Locke

Before you do something rash, check to see if she is referring to the *Behind the Front* and *Bridging the Gap* era Black Eyed Peas or the post-Elephunk watershed Black Eyed Peas. Completely different bands

From the footage I’ve seen, it doesn’t look like vegetables form a big part of MAGA diets anyway

Yes, but you’re horrible AND funny so it evens out. Most people on twitter are just horrible