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Dog lover. Retired VP of Corporate Communications and Public Relations. Recovering Catholic and now devoted Atheist (better late than never). Publisher of #jagoffalert.
What we know - She’s never prosecuted a case.
What Trump knows - “She looks good on TV.”
What Trump knows - “She looks good on TV.”
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What we know - She’s never prosecuted a case.
What Trump knows - “She looks good on TV.”
What Trump knows - “She looks good on TV.”
Every day he sounds more and more like Professor Irwin Corey.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Every day he sounds more and more like Professor Irwin Corey.
Speaking of “creeps,” wouldn’t that also apply to someone who bragged about grabbing women by their genitalia?
“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”
“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Speaking of “creeps,” wouldn’t that also apply to someone who bragged about grabbing women by their genitalia?
“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”
“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”
This Greek god has a problem with . . .
FAT people.
FAT people.
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This Greek god has a problem with . . .
FAT people.
FAT people.
Another example of our lame media not calling him out on this statement.
October 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Another example of our lame media not calling him out on this statement.
Hegseth demanded no more “fat generals” saying all service members would need to meet fitness tests and grooming standards.
You mean something like this, Pete?
You mean something like this, Pete?
September 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hegseth demanded no more “fat generals” saying all service members would need to meet fitness tests and grooming standards.
You mean something like this, Pete?
You mean something like this, Pete?
“There’s an escalator down! We’re on our way, General Flynn!”
September 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“There’s an escalator down! We’re on our way, General Flynn!”
So sorry, ladies - but the guy who is a bigger chick magnet than George Clooney and Brad Pitt ever were is taken. 😩
September 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So sorry, ladies - but the guy who is a bigger chick magnet than George Clooney and Brad Pitt ever were is taken. 😩
“Hey there - it’s Chuck Grassley. I turned 92 years old today and have been proudly milking this government job since 1981. You can help me continue my ineffective, freeloading ways by contributing to my next re-election campaign at No-Term-Limits-Chuck.com. And I REALLY approve this message.”
September 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
“Hey there - it’s Chuck Grassley. I turned 92 years old today and have been proudly milking this government job since 1981. You can help me continue my ineffective, freeloading ways by contributing to my next re-election campaign at No-Term-Limits-Chuck.com. And I REALLY approve this message.”
Botch Cassidy and the Dumbass Kid
September 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Botch Cassidy and the Dumbass Kid
It appears Bobby Brain Worm broke into Trump’s bronzer stash.
August 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It appears Bobby Brain Worm broke into Trump’s bronzer stash.
Speaking of demonic forces, I assume Ted Cruz did his usual cut-and-paste job from his last “thoughts and prayers” message.
August 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Speaking of demonic forces, I assume Ted Cruz did his usual cut-and-paste job from his last “thoughts and prayers” message.
Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Mike Brown
If the Bengals’ owner invites you to his house for Thanksgiving, be prepared to bring your own turkey, the accompanying fixings, and pumpkin pie.
If the Bengals’ owner invites you to his house for Thanksgiving, be prepared to bring your own turkey, the accompanying fixings, and pumpkin pie.
August 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Mike Brown
If the Bengals’ owner invites you to his house for Thanksgiving, be prepared to bring your own turkey, the accompanying fixings, and pumpkin pie.
If the Bengals’ owner invites you to his house for Thanksgiving, be prepared to bring your own turkey, the accompanying fixings, and pumpkin pie.
Example #5,341 of . . . “Can you imagine if Obama did this shit?”
August 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Example #5,341 of . . . “Can you imagine if Obama did this shit?”
There only one bully puppet, Marge . . .
August 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
There only one bully puppet, Marge . . .
This is Shari F’n Redstone, head of Paramount Global, and a shameless sell-out. In recent months, she made sure 60 Minutes didn’t do anything to upset Trump, and no doubt had a hand in Colbert’s cancellation. Her reward: Trump administration approves her mega-merger and she ca$he$ in big-time.
August 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
This is Shari F’n Redstone, head of Paramount Global, and a shameless sell-out. In recent months, she made sure 60 Minutes didn’t do anything to upset Trump, and no doubt had a hand in Colbert’s cancellation. Her reward: Trump administration approves her mega-merger and she ca$he$ in big-time.
“Hello, friends and welcome to a tradition unlike any other - our totally, gutless CBS management team cowering to the corrupt, criminal in the Oval Office.”
July 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“Hello, friends and welcome to a tradition unlike any other - our totally, gutless CBS management team cowering to the corrupt, criminal in the Oval Office.”
“Hello friends, and welcome to a tradition unlike any other . . . Our gutless CBS management selling out to Donald Fucking Trump.”
July 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“Hello friends, and welcome to a tradition unlike any other . . . Our gutless CBS management selling out to Donald Fucking Trump.”
Moses Mike Johnson and his “Good Christian” values - what a f’n joke.
July 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Moses Mike Johnson and his “Good Christian” values - what a f’n joke.
The Democrats “leader” in the Senate, ladies and gentlemen.
Just what we need . . . another 74-year-old poster child for term limits with his Ben Franklin glasses spewing soundbites but no solutions. And his BFF in the House, Hakeem Jeffries, is equally lame and useless.
They both need to go!
Just what we need . . . another 74-year-old poster child for term limits with his Ben Franklin glasses spewing soundbites but no solutions. And his BFF in the House, Hakeem Jeffries, is equally lame and useless.
They both need to go!
June 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Democrats “leader” in the Senate, ladies and gentlemen.
Just what we need . . . another 74-year-old poster child for term limits with his Ben Franklin glasses spewing soundbites but no solutions. And his BFF in the House, Hakeem Jeffries, is equally lame and useless.
They both need to go!
Just what we need . . . another 74-year-old poster child for term limits with his Ben Franklin glasses spewing soundbites but no solutions. And his BFF in the House, Hakeem Jeffries, is equally lame and useless.
They both need to go!
“You just keep thinkin’, Butch - that’s what you’re good at.”
June 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
“You just keep thinkin’, Butch - that’s what you’re good at.”
Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Republican Congressman Andy Ogles
The Tennessee Trumper is now expanding his slimy reach - trying to deport the recent winner of the Democratic mayoral primary in NYC.
The Tennessee Trumper is now expanding his slimy reach - trying to deport the recent winner of the Democratic mayoral primary in NYC.
June 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Republican Congressman Andy Ogles
The Tennessee Trumper is now expanding his slimy reach - trying to deport the recent winner of the Democratic mayoral primary in NYC.
The Tennessee Trumper is now expanding his slimy reach - trying to deport the recent winner of the Democratic mayoral primary in NYC.
“We are outraged that Joe Biden launched an unauthorized attack on Iran. President Trump has ordered Attorney General Pam Bondi to investigate this brazen, dangerous and illegal act immediately.”
June 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
“We are outraged that Joe Biden launched an unauthorized attack on Iran. President Trump has ordered Attorney General Pam Bondi to investigate this brazen, dangerous and illegal act immediately.”