Jason
@jm0neyx.bsky.social
Software and web developer in Sacramento. Enjoyer of podcasts, stand-up comedy, the outdoors, and the occasional beer. #Garmy #Eddiot big #KevinAndBean fan - still listen all the time them.
Formerly JasonAtSBWP on Xitter.
Formerly JasonAtSBWP on Xitter.
This had me laughing so much!
Today’s #TheRalphReport blasts off with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J navigating galaxies of nonsense, Hollywood almosts, and more #Monday mayhem.
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June 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This had me laughing so much!
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This is the state of the media today:
If you state the simple, obvious truth—that the president of the United States is mentally unstable and engages in mentally unstable behavior injurious to the nation and the world—you have to fear for your job.
Pathetic.
If you state the simple, obvious truth—that the president of the United States is mentally unstable and engages in mentally unstable behavior injurious to the nation and the world—you have to fear for your job.
Pathetic.
A top economics reporter goes off script on national TV: “I am going to say this at risk of my job, but what President Trump is doing is insane.”
March 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This is the state of the media today:
If you state the simple, obvious truth—that the president of the United States is mentally unstable and engages in mentally unstable behavior injurious to the nation and the world—you have to fear for your job.
Pathetic.
If you state the simple, obvious truth—that the president of the United States is mentally unstable and engages in mentally unstable behavior injurious to the nation and the world—you have to fear for your job.
Pathetic.
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A reminder for these times.
March 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A reminder for these times.
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Dear world, please do not judge us harshly. Most of us are good-caring people, and we hate him too.
February 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Dear world, please do not judge us harshly. Most of us are good-caring people, and we hate him too.
My first run in a few weeks. Came down with a cold a few days after completing my first half marathon. But I'm already training for another! #AmericanRiverParkway #SlowAFRunningClub
February 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My first run in a few weeks. Came down with a cold a few days after completing my first half marathon. But I'm already training for another! #AmericanRiverParkway #SlowAFRunningClub
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January 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Almost a week later, but I ran my first half marathon! The #RunDisney #HalfMarathon was so much fun. The first 4 or so miles were through both Disneyland and California Adventure, and I snapped a few pics. This pace cements my membership in the #SlowAFRunningClub.
February 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Almost a week later, but I ran my first half marathon! The #RunDisney #HalfMarathon was so much fun. The first 4 or so miles were through both Disneyland and California Adventure, and I snapped a few pics. This pace cements my membership in the #SlowAFRunningClub.
Biden had the obligation to act in "an official capacity" to prevent this shit show and failed.
Hey Merrick Garland, fuck you forever. Through your inaction, you enabled this blitzkrieg against the rule of law and democracy.
February 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Biden had the obligation to act in "an official capacity" to prevent this shit show and failed.
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Costco - the only company to publicly come out in support of Diversity initiatives despite pressure from the GOP and they just raised the pay for their workers. Stop shopping at Target.
Costco to raise hourly pay for most US store workers to over $30 www.reuters.com/business/ret...
Costco to raise hourly pay for most US store workers to over $30 www.reuters.com/business/ret...
Costco to raise hourly pay for most US store workers to over $30
Retailer Costco Wholesale will increase pay for most of its hourly U.S. store workers to more than $30, according to a memo sent to employees this week.
www.reuters.com
January 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Costco - the only company to publicly come out in support of Diversity initiatives despite pressure from the GOP and they just raised the pay for their workers. Stop shopping at Target.
Costco to raise hourly pay for most US store workers to over $30 www.reuters.com/business/ret...
Costco to raise hourly pay for most US store workers to over $30 www.reuters.com/business/ret...
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Oh myyy, they are the very letter of it!
January 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Oh myyy, they are the very letter of it!
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I’m sorry, @axios.com, but:
Why aren’t you reporting real news instead of this spoon-fed shit from mendacious propagandists who work for a convicted felon?
Why aren’t you reporting real news instead of this spoon-fed shit from mendacious propagandists who work for a convicted felon?
SCOOP: A new White House video features mothers whose children's deaths were linked to undocumented immigrants rebuking actress Selena Gomez for her Instagram post in which she cried over Trump's plans for mass deportations.
Scoop: White House video blasts Selena Gomez crying over Trump's immigration plans
It's the latest sign that Trump's new administration will use campaign-like tactics — and the power of social media — to talk tough on immigration and other divisive issues.
www.axios.com
January 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’m sorry, @axios.com, but:
Why aren’t you reporting real news instead of this spoon-fed shit from mendacious propagandists who work for a convicted felon?
Why aren’t you reporting real news instead of this spoon-fed shit from mendacious propagandists who work for a convicted felon?
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One last run before the #RunDisney #HalfMarathon! 7 miles with 1 mile warmup up and cool down. I'm excited to get my first half marathon under my belt! #SlowAFRunningClub
January 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
One last run before the #RunDisney #HalfMarathon! 7 miles with 1 mile warmup up and cool down. I'm excited to get my first half marathon under my belt! #SlowAFRunningClub
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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The ICE hotline is allegedly being flooded with people reporting Elon Musk to ICE.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/01/29/e...
www.thepinknews.com/2025/01/29/e...
January 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The ICE hotline is allegedly being flooded with people reporting Elon Musk to ICE.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/01/29/e...
www.thepinknews.com/2025/01/29/e...
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Happy 7-Year Anniversary to #TheRalphReport!
Here’s to many more episodes of comedy, chaos, & camaraderie with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & @jenrenstewart.bsky.social!
#Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport
#Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl
Here’s to many more episodes of comedy, chaos, & camaraderie with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & @jenrenstewart.bsky.social!
#Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport
#Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl
January 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Happy 7-Year Anniversary to #TheRalphReport!
Here’s to many more episodes of comedy, chaos, & camaraderie with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & @jenrenstewart.bsky.social!
#Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport
#Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl
Here’s to many more episodes of comedy, chaos, & camaraderie with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & @jenrenstewart.bsky.social!
#Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport
#Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl
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NBC, Trump’s long time partner, censored Elon Musk’s Nazi salute.
Top is the censored NBC version and the bottom is the live version.
Censored version: youtu.be/Q04JXqpYYsE
Top is the censored NBC version and the bottom is the live version.
Censored version: youtu.be/Q04JXqpYYsE
January 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
NBC, Trump’s long time partner, censored Elon Musk’s Nazi salute.
Top is the censored NBC version and the bottom is the live version.
Censored version: youtu.be/Q04JXqpYYsE
Top is the censored NBC version and the bottom is the live version.
Censored version: youtu.be/Q04JXqpYYsE
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9 mile run with a mile warmup and cooldown. It was 34 degrees out when I started, but it was still a great run. I'm thinking I got this #RunDisney #HalfMarathon without a problem! #SlowAFRunningClub
January 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
9 mile run with a mile warmup and cooldown. It was 34 degrees out when I started, but it was still a great run. I'm thinking I got this #RunDisney #HalfMarathon without a problem! #SlowAFRunningClub
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My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
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January 6th was an attack on democracy. Anybody who says otherwise is a traitor to this country
January 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
January 6th was an attack on democracy. Anybody who says otherwise is a traitor to this country