Them: (watching Penny lick herself) *casually - - "you know, I think I would enjoy picking myself if I was a dog."

We were loving @danhall tonight and the waitress @silverstar in Park City told us our appreciation was not appreciated. WE LOVE YOU DAN HALL!! ❤️❤️❤️

Him: She fixed my uncooked meat last time.

#partyconversations

Her: Perceived is so hard! Where does the I go?? There are so many Es!!!

#workconversations

Her 1: Does anyone want this random wire?
Her 2: Yeah, I love trash.

#workconversations