Joni Rae
@jlrae.bsky.social
I am also Tales of a Kitchen Witch ❤️ patreon.com/jonirae
A Very Rhode Island exchange with my mother:
Mom: “Your brother is seeing someone.”
Me: “Is she nice?”
Mom: “Yes- she brought clam chowder.”
Me: “White, red, or clear?”
Mom: “Clear!”
Me: “Ah, a true Rhode Islander!”
😂😂😂
Mom: “Your brother is seeing someone.”
Me: “Is she nice?”
Mom: “Yes- she brought clam chowder.”
Me: “White, red, or clear?”
Mom: “Clear!”
Me: “Ah, a true Rhode Islander!”
😂😂😂
August 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A Very Rhode Island exchange with my mother:
Mom: “Your brother is seeing someone.”
Me: “Is she nice?”
Mom: “Yes- she brought clam chowder.”
Me: “White, red, or clear?”
Mom: “Clear!”
Me: “Ah, a true Rhode Islander!”
😂😂😂
Mom: “Your brother is seeing someone.”
Me: “Is she nice?”
Mom: “Yes- she brought clam chowder.”
Me: “White, red, or clear?”
Mom: “Clear!”
Me: “Ah, a true Rhode Islander!”
😂😂😂
New sticker in my shop! www.etsy.com/listing/4316...
June 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
New sticker in my shop! www.etsy.com/listing/4316...
Almond Moms? Cigarette Moms? I present you with Raccoon Mom.
Me: “On a run to Aldi, do you want anything?”
Willow: “What are you having for lunch?”
Me: “Oh I am not hungry.”
Willow: “Mom. You have to eat.”
Me: “It’s ok, I ate two tea cups of Cocoa Pebbles for breakfast.”
I’m the Raccoon Mom.
Me: “On a run to Aldi, do you want anything?”
Willow: “What are you having for lunch?”
Me: “Oh I am not hungry.”
Willow: “Mom. You have to eat.”
Me: “It’s ok, I ate two tea cups of Cocoa Pebbles for breakfast.”
I’m the Raccoon Mom.
May 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Almond Moms? Cigarette Moms? I present you with Raccoon Mom.
Me: “On a run to Aldi, do you want anything?”
Willow: “What are you having for lunch?”
Me: “Oh I am not hungry.”
Willow: “Mom. You have to eat.”
Me: “It’s ok, I ate two tea cups of Cocoa Pebbles for breakfast.”
I’m the Raccoon Mom.
Me: “On a run to Aldi, do you want anything?”
Willow: “What are you having for lunch?”
Me: “Oh I am not hungry.”
Willow: “Mom. You have to eat.”
Me: “It’s ok, I ate two tea cups of Cocoa Pebbles for breakfast.”
I’m the Raccoon Mom.
Do you ever wake up with a song in your head and then realize you had also been dreaming about that song?
Today it’s “M*rder at the Bingo Hall” (Amigo the Devil) and my dream was weeeeeeird.
Today it’s “M*rder at the Bingo Hall” (Amigo the Devil) and my dream was weeeeeeird.
April 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Do you ever wake up with a song in your head and then realize you had also been dreaming about that song?
Today it’s “M*rder at the Bingo Hall” (Amigo the Devil) and my dream was weeeeeeird.
Today it’s “M*rder at the Bingo Hall” (Amigo the Devil) and my dream was weeeeeeird.
Apparently, I really enjoy watching refrigerator restock videos even though I know I’m never going to be able to restock my fridge with any of that stuff.
February 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Apparently, I really enjoy watching refrigerator restock videos even though I know I’m never going to be able to restock my fridge with any of that stuff.
Gremlin: “Babe, I love you a lot… but please don’t ever ask me to give up tortillas for you.”
Me: “I love you a lot and I’d never ask you to!”
(We were talking about being gluten free.)
Me: “I love you a lot and I’d never ask you to!”
(We were talking about being gluten free.)
February 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Gremlin: “Babe, I love you a lot… but please don’t ever ask me to give up tortillas for you.”
Me: “I love you a lot and I’d never ask you to!”
(We were talking about being gluten free.)
Me: “I love you a lot and I’d never ask you to!”
(We were talking about being gluten free.)
I made a pantry stock up list on my Patreon today- it’s full of the things I try to keep on hand when I’m preparing for a bad time. www.patreon.com/posts/pantry...
Pantry Stock Up Ideas | Joni Rae
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February 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I made a pantry stock up list on my Patreon today- it’s full of the things I try to keep on hand when I’m preparing for a bad time. www.patreon.com/posts/pantry...
Cooper (15): “I would love to hang flowers and things on strings from my ceiling, cause I think it would be really pretty, but it would have to be kept really clean because otherwise it might attract spiders.
And I would really like the choice to spider or to not spider.”
And I would really like the choice to spider or to not spider.”
January 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Cooper (15): “I would love to hang flowers and things on strings from my ceiling, cause I think it would be really pretty, but it would have to be kept really clean because otherwise it might attract spiders.
And I would really like the choice to spider or to not spider.”
And I would really like the choice to spider or to not spider.”
Me: “I had a really weird dream.”
Him: “Did it involve men with tentacles again?”
Me: “No, we were opening up cans of spam… to find the prize.”
Him: “Wtf Joni Rae?”
Me: “I told you it was weird.”
Him: “Did it involve men with tentacles again?”
Me: “No, we were opening up cans of spam… to find the prize.”
Him: “Wtf Joni Rae?”
Me: “I told you it was weird.”
January 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me: “I had a really weird dream.”
Him: “Did it involve men with tentacles again?”
Me: “No, we were opening up cans of spam… to find the prize.”
Him: “Wtf Joni Rae?”
Me: “I told you it was weird.”
Him: “Did it involve men with tentacles again?”
Me: “No, we were opening up cans of spam… to find the prize.”
Him: “Wtf Joni Rae?”
Me: “I told you it was weird.”
Me out here driving around in my crumpled little car because I can’t get it fixed because the lady that rear-ended me was an uninsured motorist but it is all I have so I have to make the best of it. How very 2025.
January 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Me out here driving around in my crumpled little car because I can’t get it fixed because the lady that rear-ended me was an uninsured motorist but it is all I have so I have to make the best of it. How very 2025.
My friends are always trying to pull me out of doom spiraling.
I’ve just had an entire lifetime of trying to anticipate every Bad Thing so I can be prepared for it.
I am so good at Anxiety, y’all. I should get a gold star for my efforts. 😂
I’ve just had an entire lifetime of trying to anticipate every Bad Thing so I can be prepared for it.
I am so good at Anxiety, y’all. I should get a gold star for my efforts. 😂
January 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My friends are always trying to pull me out of doom spiraling.
I’ve just had an entire lifetime of trying to anticipate every Bad Thing so I can be prepared for it.
I am so good at Anxiety, y’all. I should get a gold star for my efforts. 😂
I’ve just had an entire lifetime of trying to anticipate every Bad Thing so I can be prepared for it.
I am so good at Anxiety, y’all. I should get a gold star for my efforts. 😂
Bank teller: “You smell so good! What is that?”
Me: “Uhhhh. It’s called Very Good Girl.”
🤭
Me: “Uhhhh. It’s called Very Good Girl.”
🤭
January 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Bank teller: “You smell so good! What is that?”
Me: “Uhhhh. It’s called Very Good Girl.”
🤭
Me: “Uhhhh. It’s called Very Good Girl.”
🤭
Me: I am so productive today! I am getting so much done!
My truck: how about we break down in front of the grocery store and you are only wearing a sweatshirt and it’s 16 degrees f
My truck: how about we break down in front of the grocery store and you are only wearing a sweatshirt and it’s 16 degrees f
January 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Me: I am so productive today! I am getting so much done!
My truck: how about we break down in front of the grocery store and you are only wearing a sweatshirt and it’s 16 degrees f
My truck: how about we break down in front of the grocery store and you are only wearing a sweatshirt and it’s 16 degrees f
It’s SO COLD in my studio (the heater can’t keep up) so I went in the house and made a coffee and got a little snacky snack of chocolate and nuts. I’m actually having a great day packing orders!
January 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It’s SO COLD in my studio (the heater can’t keep up) so I went in the house and made a coffee and got a little snacky snack of chocolate and nuts. I’m actually having a great day packing orders!
So I’m in the kitchen about to make a sandwich and I hear the dogs outside asking to come in… I open the door, and in walks the dog we are fostering, but my big boy (Jackson) is nowhere to be seen…
January 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
So I’m in the kitchen about to make a sandwich and I hear the dogs outside asking to come in… I open the door, and in walks the dog we are fostering, but my big boy (Jackson) is nowhere to be seen…
I woke up and tried to check what time it was and immediately dropped my phone under the bed. Then I tried to check my watch and did it again. So I started my day, naked, crawling on the floor and trying to reach under the bed. O.O
January 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I woke up and tried to check what time it was and immediately dropped my phone under the bed. Then I tried to check my watch and did it again. So I started my day, naked, crawling on the floor and trying to reach under the bed. O.O
If you’re looking for the community aspect of fb groups the closest I can find is my discord that is for members of my patreon.com/jonirae
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January 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If you’re looking for the community aspect of fb groups the closest I can find is my discord that is for members of my patreon.com/jonirae
I’m not really sure what I’m doing here yet. 😂
November 20, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I’m not really sure what I’m doing here yet. 😂
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Reposted by Joni Rae
