jlporpro.bsky.social
@jlporpro.bsky.social
Fetid moppet
Not a surprise but cmon girl, just lie
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Thank you, blue voters, for shaming the evildoers.
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
He's like the principal in Breakfast Club.
October 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It's not ever parody, it's just a transcript
October 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I was yelled at for using the word cameltoe today. I now feel vindicated.
October 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"Crises that last for decades" is his legacy all right
October 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
A way-gun wheel! (I just got my 2nd shingles shot and scheduled my 2nd colonoscopy for 2027 due to family history)
October 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Such a mystery, we may never know the reason
September 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
7 years of Hell on Earth means *someone* is getting a third terrrrrmmmmm 🎵
September 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM