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JLP
@jlp.systems
· Sep 2
Hm I think I will do everything right from now on
it’d be cool if it happened on friday the 13th
February 13, 2026 at 1:10 PM
it’d be cool if it happened on friday the 13th
Awesome crap is pretty bomb
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Awesome crap is pretty bomb
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Bumper sticker that says “i bought this before i knew elon had gone to epstein for help convincing the saudis to put up the cash he didn’t have to take tesla private” for liberals who won’t part ways with their tesla
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Bumper sticker that says “i bought this before i knew elon had gone to epstein for help convincing the saudis to put up the cash he didn’t have to take tesla private” for liberals who won’t part ways with their tesla
I never knew topics were so neatly interesting
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I never knew topics were so neatly interesting
I’m putting my own spin on kicking you square in the dick
February 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I’m putting my own spin on kicking you square in the dick
They're really trying hard to make me think there's no point to anything
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
They're really trying hard to make me think there's no point to anything
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me: yeah I mostly work on the computer
crowd-work comedian: the computer? fuck off hehehehe...you're a computer boy? no, haha, but seriously, computers are crazy now,
me, as a ray of light suddenly reflected from the comedian's crumpled water bottle transfixes me: There Is Dignity, Somewhere Else
crowd-work comedian: the computer? fuck off hehehehe...you're a computer boy? no, haha, but seriously, computers are crazy now,
me, as a ray of light suddenly reflected from the comedian's crumpled water bottle transfixes me: There Is Dignity, Somewhere Else
February 12, 2026 at 4:54 PM
me: yeah I mostly work on the computer
crowd-work comedian: the computer? fuck off hehehehe...you're a computer boy? no, haha, but seriously, computers are crazy now,
me, as a ray of light suddenly reflected from the comedian's crumpled water bottle transfixes me: There Is Dignity, Somewhere Else
crowd-work comedian: the computer? fuck off hehehehe...you're a computer boy? no, haha, but seriously, computers are crazy now,
me, as a ray of light suddenly reflected from the comedian's crumpled water bottle transfixes me: There Is Dignity, Somewhere Else
Listening to non-ambient music
February 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Listening to non-ambient music
I think I will build my own rss reader
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I think I will build my own rss reader
Afoul is not a great way to fall
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Afoul is not a great way to fall
T-Pain is T-Weakness leaving the body
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
T-Pain is T-Weakness leaving the body
I love to contact support and be told that the problem I'm experiencing is a "technical glitch"
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I love to contact support and be told that the problem I'm experiencing is a "technical glitch"
It’s fun to say “Canadá” en español
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
It’s fun to say “Canadá” en español
I’m listening to a damn word you say
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I’m listening to a damn word you say
I’m one of the government guys and I think bad things are good actually. And my friends who are the business guys agree
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I’m one of the government guys and I think bad things are good actually. And my friends who are the business guys agree
AAAAAAAAAA!!!
J2485
What is behind you.
What is behind you.
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
AAAAAAAAAA!!!
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I’m a USA man and I think presidents are my dad
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I’m a USA man and I think presidents are my dad