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JLP
@jlp.systems
· Sep 2
Hm I think I will do everything right from now on
Everyone is getting together in the town square from 7:00 to 7:05 to respect me tonight
December 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Everyone is getting together in the town square from 7:00 to 7:05 to respect me tonight
Bro I can’t believe you actually skipped to my lou 😂
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Bro I can’t believe you actually skipped to my lou 😂
Resolving to become more resentful in 2026
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Resolving to become more resentful in 2026
I wish I could say the same
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I wish I could say the same
When someone says something funny, instead of laughing I say something like "this is peak comedy." I think they appreciate that more than simple laughter
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
When someone says something funny, instead of laughing I say something like "this is peak comedy." I think they appreciate that more than simple laughter
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I picked the wrong week to start teething
December 13, 2024 at 3:18 PM
I picked the wrong week to start teething
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I need to to visit a mountain made of gold with healing properties for the mind body and spirit next week
July 7, 2023 at 12:54 PM
I need to to visit a mountain made of gold with healing properties for the mind body and spirit next week
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It’s the most interesting week
Of the year
Of the year
December 28, 2024 at 2:16 AM
It’s the most interesting week
Of the year
Of the year
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Puking blood or bloodly puking?
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Puking blood or bloodly puking?
I hit 1000 miles on my birthday
December 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I hit 1000 miles on my birthday
Asking the dj if this music is vegan
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Asking the dj if this music is vegan
Last night at a stoplight the guy in the car next to me motioned for me to roll down my window and when I did he said “Hey I just wanted to remind you that god loves you.” I said “ok.” Then he started to say something about a website and I rolled up my window. Put it on a bumper sticker, freak!
December 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Last night at a stoplight the guy in the car next to me motioned for me to roll down my window and when I did he said “Hey I just wanted to remind you that god loves you.” I said “ok.” Then he started to say something about a website and I rolled up my window. Put it on a bumper sticker, freak!
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