Yep, that's how cults work. They start by frying your logic board.

Fine, what crimes are we talking about here Marge? And what evidence do you have? Let's hear it.

Troth senshel.

All I want to know in regards to Elon musk is... When am I going to get my money back from him, the money that he stole from the American people through all of the government boondoggles he's carried out over the years? What has SpaceX ever done for you, folks? The biggest welfare Queen in America!

Good Lord, he predicted the rise of Joe Rogan!

DOGE... The new billionaire bureaucracy.

We love Uncle Phil!

Walmart will be declaring bankruptcy soon if all of these tariffs go through. Their whole business model is built on cheap Chinese junk.

You are the gift that keeps on giving.

I'm going with Meryt Effing Christmas actually. FREEDOM!

Some people seem to have an unhealthy obsession with bathrooms.

It's kind of amazing that this basketball game ended at 49 to 48... But one side claims it was a complete domination.

Frankly, I hope he breaks all of his campaign promises. Most of them were completely insane.

Jay is the man!

Love this. And so true. Dumbing down the masses is how oligarchies form. I think we may be there.

So long as you only post about bluesky... I think it would be a service to the lost souls on Twitter.