A new hero emerging from the darkness
January 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A new hero emerging from the darkness
Big day today. Im sure todays Inauguration was exactly what MLK had in mind when judging people by their “content of their character”.
January 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Big day today. Im sure todays Inauguration was exactly what MLK had in mind when judging people by their “content of their character”.
I’m learning and using affirmations with quotes from “The Godfather” . Say it with me Jessica, “its nothing personal its just business”
January 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’m learning and using affirmations with quotes from “The Godfather” . Say it with me Jessica, “its nothing personal its just business”
I prefer men that are attracted to Adult Sexy not Pedophile cute.
January 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I prefer men that are attracted to Adult Sexy not Pedophile cute.
In order for me to cum, I must know at least his mother’s name
January 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
In order for me to cum, I must know at least his mother’s name
I approach every unfamiliar piece of gym equipment like a new sex toy.
January 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I approach every unfamiliar piece of gym equipment like a new sex toy.
My life has taken a 180 . I am started to open myself up to Cat owners.
January 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My life has taken a 180 . I am started to open myself up to Cat owners.
I’m reading and studying love like plays drafted for QB cause my love life has been all Xs and no Os.
January 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’m reading and studying love like plays drafted for QB cause my love life has been all Xs and no Os.
I went hard with “New Year New Me” at the gym yesterday. Today i can’t walk
January 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I went hard with “New Year New Me” at the gym yesterday. Today i can’t walk
Hey internet quick update: I can give a f@ck about Blake Lively and that shit co star whose name I wont learn nor will I see the film. Nosferatu here I come hopefully in more ways than one. Good luck Blake.
January 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hey internet quick update: I can give a f@ck about Blake Lively and that shit co star whose name I wont learn nor will I see the film. Nosferatu here I come hopefully in more ways than one. Good luck Blake.
I went hard with “New Year New Me” at the gym yesterday. Today i can’t walk
January 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I went hard with “New Year New Me” at the gym yesterday. Today i can’t walk
99.9% of the human race is motivated by insecurity.
December 29, 2024 at 5:15 PM
99.9% of the human race is motivated by insecurity.
I am becoming what I always made fun of with one self help book at a time.
December 27, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I am becoming what I always made fun of with one self help book at a time.
I have finally hit that part of my life where I have fallen in love with Andrew Garfield.
December 26, 2024 at 3:54 AM
I have finally hit that part of my life where I have fallen in love with Andrew Garfield.
And thats why we love him
Santa is a radical leftist.
December 25, 2024 at 3:37 PM
And thats why we love him
I just had a xmas miracle. My brother apologized to me for all the years of grief. The curse of falling for emotionaly unavailable insecure men is officially over.
December 25, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I just had a xmas miracle. My brother apologized to me for all the years of grief. The curse of falling for emotionaly unavailable insecure men is officially over.
I wonder if United Healthcare will deny that CEO’s funeral cost.
December 5, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I wonder if United Healthcare will deny that CEO’s funeral cost.
Bluesky is like performing comedy in a BK room filled with transplants.
December 3, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Bluesky is like performing comedy in a BK room filled with transplants.
Yeah ok Nancy , “immigrants are taking my jobs” you goin to fold my cum stained underwear perfectly?? I THINK NOT
November 22, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Yeah ok Nancy , “immigrants are taking my jobs” you goin to fold my cum stained underwear perfectly?? I THINK NOT
I hope Trump declares a state of emergency in NYC: midwestern arrogance and they must be deported.
November 22, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I hope Trump declares a state of emergency in NYC: midwestern arrogance and they must be deported.
Today I made my best friend my beneficiary and i’m not goin to tell him.
November 22, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Today I made my best friend my beneficiary and i’m not goin to tell him.
Ok so far this bluesky sucks
November 21, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Ok so far this bluesky sucks
I am getting into the holiday spirit by eating mushrooms and seeing the Nutcracker. 🩰🤘🏼
November 21, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I am getting into the holiday spirit by eating mushrooms and seeing the Nutcracker. 🩰🤘🏼