Jess
@jlevay.bsky.social
📍 PDX
Books, sports, uselessness, blah blah blah
Books, sports, uselessness, blah blah blah
Genuinely it is a crime against the sanctity of marriage to steal your spouse’s star in Mario Party if they are not in fist place. Right? RIGHT? I’m about to get a divorce yall
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Genuinely it is a crime against the sanctity of marriage to steal your spouse’s star in Mario Party if they are not in fist place. Right? RIGHT? I’m about to get a divorce yall
Multiple of my girl friends this year are having their husbands dress up as a man their costume character kills. Reinforcing the theory that women just want one thing and that’s to role play killing a man.
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Multiple of my girl friends this year are having their husbands dress up as a man their costume character kills. Reinforcing the theory that women just want one thing and that’s to role play killing a man.
when you ask your husband to check in on an admin related task and then you follow-up and they already handled it, whew. A high like no other.
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
when you ask your husband to check in on an admin related task and then you follow-up and they already handled it, whew. A high like no other.
The fact that Terrifier 3 is over 2 hours seems so unnecessary
October 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The fact that Terrifier 3 is over 2 hours seems so unnecessary
if I’m reaaaally hormonal I like to tell my husband he needs to validate my emotions by agreeing that I’m an ugly monster just to watch the internal war he goes through
September 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
if I’m reaaaally hormonal I like to tell my husband he needs to validate my emotions by agreeing that I’m an ugly monster just to watch the internal war he goes through
Still makes me irrationally infuriated when I have to hear 7 hours of “redzone” football instead of “uninterrupted” football
September 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Still makes me irrationally infuriated when I have to hear 7 hours of “redzone” football instead of “uninterrupted” football
anytime I try to call my mom the chat and she’s busy it’s just like ???? you’re not supposed to have a life outside of waiting by the phone for me, the favorite child, to call.
September 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
anytime I try to call my mom the chat and she’s busy it’s just like ???? you’re not supposed to have a life outside of waiting by the phone for me, the favorite child, to call.
Me: *cooks homemade meal*
Husband: *takes one bite and doesn’t immediately say anything*
Me: Oh so you hate it and me and probably want a divorce, then?
Husband: *takes one bite and doesn’t immediately say anything*
Me: Oh so you hate it and me and probably want a divorce, then?
September 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Me: *cooks homemade meal*
Husband: *takes one bite and doesn’t immediately say anything*
Me: Oh so you hate it and me and probably want a divorce, then?
Husband: *takes one bite and doesn’t immediately say anything*
Me: Oh so you hate it and me and probably want a divorce, then?
sometimes I’ll have a super expensive fancy 5-course meal and think “wow this was so innovative and amazing” then the next day I’ll have bread and butter and realize that nothing will ever be as good as bread and butter.
September 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
sometimes I’ll have a super expensive fancy 5-course meal and think “wow this was so innovative and amazing” then the next day I’ll have bread and butter and realize that nothing will ever be as good as bread and butter.
meal cancelled I’ve already been fed
🚨 Taylor Swift announces new album ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ coming soon.
August 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
meal cancelled I’ve already been fed
Buttered noodles are sooo good when there isn’t a man in your ear saying it needs a protein
August 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Buttered noodles are sooo good when there isn’t a man in your ear saying it needs a protein
I fear I play too much Magic cause I know exactly what cards I have that I could play this with
June 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I fear I play too much Magic cause I know exactly what cards I have that I could play this with
I still haven’t come to terms with that fact that I legally married someone who told me very seriously that their all time favorite movie is Stomp the Yard
May 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I still haven’t come to terms with that fact that I legally married someone who told me very seriously that their all time favorite movie is Stomp the Yard
you ask a man to handle a very minor social-coordinating task and all the sudden it’s “idk if I wanna go that bad”
May 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
you ask a man to handle a very minor social-coordinating task and all the sudden it’s “idk if I wanna go that bad”
I’ve been battling my brother for ownership of this rug for years. I’m making moves he won’t even see coming.
April 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’ve been battling my brother for ownership of this rug for years. I’m making moves he won’t even see coming.
Playoff hockey, playoff basketball, will to live restored
April 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Playoff hockey, playoff basketball, will to live restored
Shoutout lemonade, gotta be the best most goated drink of all time
April 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Shoutout lemonade, gotta be the best most goated drink of all time
been feeling an insane lvl of romance about sports lately spurred by an argument with a friend in which I tried to explain that sports & art are equally important to humanity&community, in the sense that they only have the value we apply to them, built off people who commit their life to their craft
April 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
been feeling an insane lvl of romance about sports lately spurred by an argument with a friend in which I tried to explain that sports & art are equally important to humanity&community, in the sense that they only have the value we apply to them, built off people who commit their life to their craft
It’s always the fact that I’m having a bad hair day that is the tipping point for me crashing out over other more serious life woes
April 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s always the fact that I’m having a bad hair day that is the tipping point for me crashing out over other more serious life woes
How to support your wife 101
April 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
How to support your wife 101
My credit card really hates to see a bar with TouchTunes coming
March 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My credit card really hates to see a bar with TouchTunes coming