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Jack Letourneau
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Formerly southeastern MA, now upstate NY.

2½ oz gin, ¾ oz dry vermouth, 2 dashes orange bitters, 6–8 ice cubes. Briskly stir one minute, strain into chilled glass, express and discard lemon twist.
Let it never be said that J-Fet undercommitted to slacking.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Was going to say The Fetterman but either way…
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
All right, you know what? This was dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one’s garbage.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I must say this is not the sort of sterling integrity one expects from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department.
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
No, more like “of its own distinct type/category”.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
And the film would be about six or seven minutes long.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
[David Bowie voice]

I want the Big American
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In the heart of America
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
As Lewis Carroll put it: sentence first, verdict afterwards.
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
September 2028: “Just give us a third term and we’ll definitely get unemployment back under 10% within a year. Eighteen months tops.”
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“My back hurts!”

TATOMOCIIOC

“My children won’t talk to me!”

TATOMOCIIOC

“Squirrels are digging up my yard!”

TATOMOCIIOC
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Okay, Rockefeller!
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Typo in lede graf: it’s “linchpin”.
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
For appetizer, potato. Main course, potato. Special Thanksgiving dessert is potato.
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
bellhop ass
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Studies have also not ruled out the possibility that baseball caps cause arthritis. Or that potato chips cause athlete’s foot. Or that shag carpets cause nearsightedness.
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Well, allow me to retort!
a man is singing into a microphone in a boxing ring
Alt: [THE ROCK] Shut up, bitch!
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“Intergenerational commerce”
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Got greedy trying to protect their batting average. You hate to see it (you love to see it).
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Which is why the state-level YIMBY reforms are so crucial. Knock it all out in one shot.
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
That is, it’s not that YIMBYs *only* want to upzone cities and *not* their peripheral towns, it’s that they can’t do everything at once and they’ve got to start somewhere.
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
And to be fair, if you have to have a huge prolonged fight about upzoning in each and every jurisdiction, it’s more effective to start with the big ones and work your way down than to do the reverse.
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM