Jason Lemons
@jlemons.bsky.social
Institutionalist. Estates, probate, and family attorney. Yacht rock apologist. Fighting injustice, one dad joke at a time. Non illegitimi carborundum.
At this point, she should probably be updating her will.
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
At this point, she should probably be updating her will.
Since the beginning of Trump’s second term, I have thought of a Rocket Raccoon line from GOTG3 on an almost daily basis: “You didn't want to make things perfect. You just hated things the way they are.”
That’s Project 2025 in a nutshell.
That’s Project 2025 in a nutshell.
October 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Since the beginning of Trump’s second term, I have thought of a Rocket Raccoon line from GOTG3 on an almost daily basis: “You didn't want to make things perfect. You just hated things the way they are.”
That’s Project 2025 in a nutshell.
That’s Project 2025 in a nutshell.
It’s strange that the first rule of survival in Zombieland is practically the first rule of survival under this administration.
Guess it’s time for all of us to hit the gym.
Guess it’s time for all of us to hit the gym.
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It’s strange that the first rule of survival in Zombieland is practically the first rule of survival under this administration.
Guess it’s time for all of us to hit the gym.
Guess it’s time for all of us to hit the gym.
In fairness, books are like kryptonite to most of the applicants, so an open book test is practically a disadvantage.
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In fairness, books are like kryptonite to most of the applicants, so an open book test is practically a disadvantage.
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And if only there were a plan for a certain number of years that the administration could point its citizens to. Five years seems like a nice, round number...
July 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
And if only there were a plan for a certain number of years that the administration could point its citizens to. Five years seems like a nice, round number...
As a character, Sy Abelman should be a pop culture household name.
June 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
As a character, Sy Abelman should be a pop culture household name.