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The fact someone gets to be this close to Asher Angel shirtless and it's NOT me?!
January 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The fact someone gets to be this close to Asher Angel shirtless and it's NOT me?!
How exactly does one get hired to rub baby oil all over Benson Boone?
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 PM
How exactly does one get hired to rub baby oil all over Benson Boone?
I need Mark Wahlberg inside me so bad
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I need Mark Wahlberg inside me so bad
There is truly nothing decent to say
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There is truly nothing decent to say
Harry Jowsey is my favourite slut
September 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Harry Jowsey is my favourite slut
So ... I should watch Wednesday, yes?
August 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
So ... I should watch Wednesday, yes?
Some great pit action from a shirtless Montana Jordan
April 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Some great pit action from a shirtless Montana Jordan
Tom Holland knew what he was doing. Slut.
March 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Tom Holland knew what he was doing. Slut.
Saturday night and nothing better to do than wank to a picture of Justin Bieber and his inviting pits
March 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Saturday night and nothing better to do than wank to a picture of Justin Bieber and his inviting pits
So many wanks over this as a teenager
February 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
So many wanks over this as a teenager
Yeah that's it slut squirt that water down your six pack
February 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Yeah that's it slut squirt that water down your six pack
I need him biblically
February 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I need him biblically
Jack Branning still gets me horny after all these years
February 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Jack Branning still gets me horny after all these years
4 albums you think are perfect
(Yes I was on Tumblr in 2012)
(Yes I was on Tumblr in 2012)
February 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
4 albums you think are perfect
(Yes I was on Tumblr in 2012)
(Yes I was on Tumblr in 2012)
Drew Starkey is somehow both mid and the sexiest man on Earth, America explain!
January 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Drew Starkey is somehow both mid and the sexiest man on Earth, America explain!
Tom Holland on his knees? A likely place for him to be.
January 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Tom Holland on his knees? A likely place for him to be.
Ariana Grande should win the Oscar based on that final "I hope you're happy" in Defying Gravity alone
January 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ariana Grande should win the Oscar based on that final "I hope you're happy" in Defying Gravity alone
Say what you like about the influencer culture of the mid 2010s but I am personally grateful that Cameron Dallas was able to build a career simply from showing off his lovely body at every opportunity. As a supporter of male objectification, it pleased me greatly.
January 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Say what you like about the influencer culture of the mid 2010s but I am personally grateful that Cameron Dallas was able to build a career simply from showing off his lovely body at every opportunity. As a supporter of male objectification, it pleased me greatly.
I literally remember the immediate reaction my body had in the cinema
January 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I literally remember the immediate reaction my body had in the cinema
Hot take maybe but I never thought Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes was a bad song. It's got a great hook and an appropriately agonized vocal performance by Mendes. People's issues seemed to be purely the Nice Guy lyrics which don't really bother me.
January 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hot take maybe but I never thought Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes was a bad song. It's got a great hook and an appropriately agonized vocal performance by Mendes. People's issues seemed to be purely the Nice Guy lyrics which don't really bother me.
Shuffle just did Good Luck Babe into Dancing On My Own. Killing myself cancelled.
January 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Shuffle just did Good Luck Babe into Dancing On My Own. Killing myself cancelled.
Against my better judgement, I am still here
January 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Against my better judgement, I am still here
Popular. She knows about popular.
describe the artist in your birth month without saying their name
January 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Popular. She knows about popular.