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We all know it was a bunch of assholes who he beat for 3 decades that wanted to be the one to keep him from being a unanimous vote. But they’re such an unorganized embarrassment of chuckle fucks that they didn’t coordinate who would vote “No” and who would vote “Yes” to still have him get in.
January 28, 2026 at 11:30 PM
“Asking Congress” why not just use an executive order like he does when he actually wants something done?
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I thought this headline was from the Onion at first because of how absurd it is.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
When are you resigning?
You folded for a pinky promise.
You gained nothing.
Protected no one.
And doomed the ACA benefits.
It’s time you resign because you have no business representing the people.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“Are you speaking out against Dear Leader?
You are a liar and terrorist! Everything is fine, great, absolutely incredible (literally lacking credit), and to say otherwise is aiding and abetting.
There will only be praise and adulation!”

That’s how they will avoid blame.
October 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Spooky Rhea!
September 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Or, how many tele-health visits to the same doctor are required before they realize I want all my appointments to be tele-health unless I’m required to sign something?

It was greater than 12.
July 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’m not surprised.
There’s a reason it’s running joke that star athletes skate through school. Their work being done by other students, grades changed, or schools having special “athlete only” versions of classes.
I had an English teacher say “student athlete” is an oxymoron.
June 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You have been claimed! The kitten delivery service has selected you. If you do not keep at least one of the kittens then you will never be selected again.
May 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Your expert lied to you about their understanding of LLM, either intentionally or out of their own ignorance.

LLM can’t site actual sources because it doesn’t think or understand what you’re asking for. You ask for sources, it creates sources.
May 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This is being made into a way bigger deal than it is. A 21 year old made a prank phone call. Big deal.
If the Falcons care this much they had better fire everyone in the organization who has ever pulled a prank. Teepeed a house, ding dong ditch, or Saran Wrap a car, fire them all.
April 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If we look at the launch Wikipedia as a historical reference, my teachers considered it to be a starting point for research, but not for actual referencing. High quality entries use citation that you can use to start building your own research. Most students just used it as a one stop shop instead.
February 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
He put a neurosurgeon in charge of Housing and Development in 2016. You’re not telling me his thoughts weren’t “he’s black, he’s urban.”
February 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
She’s never boring.
February 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Now what are you going to do about it?
The Rs were able to sink a supermajority in 2009 with lies and half truths, what can you to stop a razor thin majority with the law and constitution?
February 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
NOT ONE MORE! Not one more vote for any of his secretary nominees, his budgets, even renaming a damn street.
No more business as usual or there's no point in voting for you anymore.
February 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Maybe the Super Bowl MVP trophy.
Keep the Lombardi the Lombardi
January 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Man would be really embarrassing if the NFL VP of Football Operations admitted in court that no one in the NFL knew about the Ideal Gas Law that states a football inflated 12.5 PSI in a warm locker room would get soft in the cold outside air. Oh wait…
January 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Leave your imagery friends in the clouds at home at stop this country from falling into a dictatorship.
January 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
No more confirmation votes!
Dems need to do whatever they can to stop “business as usual” until the unconstitutional power grabs are overturned.
January 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
How long until the NFL allows teams to create Blue Sky accounts? They told the Pats they needed to shut it down.

bsky.app/profile/patr...
We are required to stop posting on this account by February 1st due to NFL regulations.
January 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I don’t know if it was intentional but I really like the format of favorite Eeveelution, Favorite Overall, Favorite Legendary/Mythic
January 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Ok, explain…
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM