Joe Lanzendorfer
jlanzen.bsky.social
Joe Lanzendorfer
@jlanzen.bsky.social
"He was polite to the slaves."
March 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
And this is how I found out posts on BlueSky are called "skeets."
March 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It reminds me of the movie Matilda where Danny Devito's character says "we use super super glue."
March 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
As much as I want it to tank, I'm fine with it going back up a little bit first if it means Fox viewers losing more money. Let's not correct him.
March 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Yep. I have a call option on TSLZ that's up about $240.
March 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"Democrats root against America"
March 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Does anyone find it ironic that the Institute of Peace has a gun safe?
March 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Tax code needs to be changed so that studios don't get a tax break for destroying/hiding media. Releasing to the public domain should be the only way to get a tax break.
March 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"Extreme wokeness"
March 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Basically admitting that Democrats are the party of controlled opposition and that's the way he likes it. No. Fuck this dude. Fuck all Republicans. There's no common ground with them on which to compromise. They're all traitors.
March 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The number 1488 is a code used by white supremacists, combining "14," which refers to the slogan "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children," and "88," which stands for "Heil Hitler."
March 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I wish I was fluent in German. I would much rather live in Germany than the USA right now. Citizenship in any EU country to get out of the US is quickly becoming the new American dream.
March 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"You take one nap in a ditch in the park and they start declaring you this and that!"
March 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"The Liquor Control Board of Ontario is the single largest purchaser of alcohol in the world" is a fact I did not expect to learn today. How do Canadians consume so much alcohol?
March 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM