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Truer words were never spoke. And that's just storebought sweet potato pie. The homemade stuff must be exponentially better than pumpkin. Plus most pumpkin pie nowadays is overly spiced.
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Truer words were never spoke. And that's just storebought sweet potato pie. The homemade stuff must be exponentially better than pumpkin. Plus most pumpkin pie nowadays is overly spiced.
I came here specifically expecting to see this exact post, and as usual, you do not disappoint. 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I came here specifically expecting to see this exact post, and as usual, you do not disappoint. 🤣
curly locks!
October 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
curly locks!
I'm just pausing here to think about the first draft for a while.
October 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'm just pausing here to think about the first draft for a while.
As I tearfully told my bestie when she came over to watch those episodes, "The more fucked-up and miserable and dangerous he gets, the more beautiful he becomes, and it's messing with my moral compass!"
October 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
As I tearfully told my bestie when she came over to watch those episodes, "The more fucked-up and miserable and dangerous he gets, the more beautiful he becomes, and it's messing with my moral compass!"
Oy, I am so grateful that I can basically dodge it (except for like a quick "so how are the vibes on campus?" check-in after the Kirk thing).
September 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Oy, I am so grateful that I can basically dodge it (except for like a quick "so how are the vibes on campus?" check-in after the Kirk thing).
If it's gel, the afterglow has officially gone on too long.
September 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If it's gel, the afterglow has officially gone on too long.
Gee, I guess he doesn't qualify to get a COVID shot then since he is the very picture of fitness and good health, so sad.
September 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Gee, I guess he doesn't qualify to get a COVID shot then since he is the very picture of fitness and good health, so sad.
Every time I see some "[Brand] AI assistant will transform your workplace" PR copy, I picture Lucius standing at the rail ineffectually pretending to hammer stuff in S1E4. Maybe if the bots had some style and sass. . . .
September 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Every time I see some "[Brand] AI assistant will transform your workplace" PR copy, I picture Lucius standing at the rail ineffectually pretending to hammer stuff in S1E4. Maybe if the bots had some style and sass. . . .
Oh man, I have Office Products® at home and work due to the job, and I went through every one of 'em going "CoPilot, hell no!" in the settings. Get that crap off my screen.
September 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Oh man, I have Office Products® at home and work due to the job, and I went through every one of 'em going "CoPilot, hell no!" in the settings. Get that crap off my screen.
Their majestic love story deserved more than 9 seconds of snippets.
September 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Their majestic love story deserved more than 9 seconds of snippets.
Right? This is recognizably the Ed and Stede we saw at the end of Ep 5. And an Ed who bolted in Ep 7 after *this* and called it a mistake would be obviously having a whim-prone cold-feet panic attack instead of being sort of correct to have second thoughts.
September 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Right? This is recognizably the Ed and Stede we saw at the end of Ep 5. And an Ed who bolted in Ep 7 after *this* and called it a mistake would be obviously having a whim-prone cold-feet panic attack instead of being sort of correct to have second thoughts.
A) bee-youteeful
B) I basically (grossly inaccurately) picture the dude's entire life as swilling a bucket of cocktails every evening and then working out for 5 hours the next day to burn off the alcohol.
B) I basically (grossly inaccurately) picture the dude's entire life as swilling a bucket of cocktails every evening and then working out for 5 hours the next day to burn off the alcohol.
September 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A) bee-youteeful
B) I basically (grossly inaccurately) picture the dude's entire life as swilling a bucket of cocktails every evening and then working out for 5 hours the next day to burn off the alcohol.
B) I basically (grossly inaccurately) picture the dude's entire life as swilling a bucket of cocktails every evening and then working out for 5 hours the next day to burn off the alcohol.
"early" as in "crushed by he who is evil incarnate."
September 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"early" as in "crushed by he who is evil incarnate."
I'm there. I will pause my histrionics momentarily to say that this new info totally, fully vindicates my prior remarks on the issues with S2E6-7.
September 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'm there. I will pause my histrionics momentarily to say that this new info totally, fully vindicates my prior remarks on the issues with S2E6-7.
I need to lie down in a dark room and sob for several hours now.
September 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I need to lie down in a dark room and sob for several hours now.
um, I missed this? it exists for real? and they went with the other version? ok
September 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
um, I missed this? it exists for real? and they went with the other version? ok
We watched him read a lovely letter onscreen, jfc!
September 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We watched him read a lovely letter onscreen, jfc!
Yes, and it's glorious!
September 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yes, and it's glorious!