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I did it better months ago.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
So. I was right?
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Someone had to have done this already, no?

#SaveTheCountry or #SaveTrump ?
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Here. I fixed it.
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Child: “Mommy, can I be a Skull Commando for Halloween this year?”

Mom: “No honey, there are already too many people dressing up as white nationalist ICE troops this year.”
October 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
How did JD compose this message while doing couch acrobatics?
October 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It’s just a joke JD.

Can’t you take a JOKE JD?
October 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Oh, we're not slowing down on our memes.

HIDE YOUR COUCHES!
October 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Your average Democrat is built like this.
October 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I got your "illegal" search right here Alphabet.

🥜🥜
September 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Heh...

sure... "illegal" request. 🙄
September 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If you’re on iPhone.

Go to Settings -> Apps -> Phone

Scroll to the bottom.

Turn “Silence Unknown Callers” ON.

Now if they aren’t in your address book your phone doesn’t ring.

I get between a dozen and as many as 70 spam calls per day.
September 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social

Here’s one for you.
September 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Let me get this straight.

Trump DID NOT want to fly flags at half mast for Jimmy Carter.

A former U.S. President.

But he ORDERS that flags are flown half mast for a pig faced pumpkin headed white nationalist bigoted propagandist?

Seriously?

Impeach him a third time already.
September 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I just pull up this pic and I feel better instantly. Great to sing along to as well.
September 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Nightmare fuel.
September 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
August 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Ha!

You think the blue lives matter crowd wasn’t already chock full of white nationalists?
August 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Trump is 100% in the Epstein Files.
August 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I dunno who needs to hear this, but a 1/1.28 inch sensor is still ***TINY***.

Celebrating a camera that has a 221% increase in sensor size, and then saying it's 1/1.28 inches ... isn't a flex.

(*cough* insta360 go ultra *cough*)

Wake me up when mobile sensors start tiptoeing into 4/3 territory.
August 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Is this AI generated video, if so, why doesn’t JD look like he normally does?
August 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Hey @riotfest.bsky.social, why do you want low key MAGA supporter John Stamos at #RiotFest?

I don't.

Not sure why Riot Mike tattooed Stamos name on his leg.

Feels like some low key slavery / ownership shit.

#FuckJohnStamos #UncleJesseSucks

riotfest.org/2025/08/14/j...
August 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM