John K. Williams
jkwilliams.bsky.social
John K. Williams
@jkwilliams.bsky.social
Conflicted BYU fan. Weddings, parties, anything, and bongo jazz a speciality.
Breaking News: The Trump administration has announced a new unit of time: the magasecond, or the time from when a policy is announced to when it is rescinded.
April 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
April 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A colleague passed away. His family asked for donations to “Blacks in Government,” which he was involved with for decades. Reply from racist woman: “I honestly have an aversion to supporting DEI or otherwise selective charities. I will donate for [a plaque] but not for ‘Blacks in Government Inc.’”
December 10, 2024 at 9:44 PM
My wife was at Goodwill and saw a couple of Mormon missionaries. She overheard the following from two women in line:
“What do those Mormons believe, anyway?”
“I don’t know, but they aren’t allowed to have windows.”
November 21, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I feel like starting a business making bumper stickers that read, “Don’t blame me. I know how tariffs work.”
November 19, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Another thread brought up this question: How do Mormons define “happiness”? I always thought happiness was keeping the commandments. If I was doing what I should, I was happy, no matter how I felt.
November 19, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Reposted by John K. Williams
Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
November 19, 2024 at 12:03 AM
The weekend started badly: 103 fever, trip to the ER, lots of tests, diagnosis of erythema nodosum (literally bumpy rash). But I come here, and there are no Nazis and no Mormon white supremacists. So, things are looking up.
November 17, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Working my way through this list. Worth every minute.

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Elvis Costello’s 500 Must-Have Albums, from Rap to Classical
The rock star compiles his favorite albums, ranging from Eminem to Mozart.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Wright Morris
Reflection in Oval Mirror, The Home Place, 1947
November 17, 2024 at 3:14 PM
I’ll give this a shot.
November 17, 2024 at 12:37 PM
America: Prices are too high!
Also America: Let’s make all imported goods 20% more expensive!
November 9, 2024 at 11:07 PM