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"Will no one rid us of this turbulent pest?"
(sorry, Hank)
(sorry, Hank)
March 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"Will no one rid us of this turbulent pest?"
(sorry, Hank)
(sorry, Hank)
We have a remarkably violent history, we practically worship cowboy culture, we elected a man who abuses women and incites violence, and deadly school massacres are part of life for our kids.
But the New York Times says school brawls in the U.S. are caused by... cell phones? How bizarre!
But the New York Times says school brawls in the U.S. are caused by... cell phones? How bizarre!
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 PM
We have a remarkably violent history, we practically worship cowboy culture, we elected a man who abuses women and incites violence, and deadly school massacres are part of life for our kids.
But the New York Times says school brawls in the U.S. are caused by... cell phones? How bizarre!
But the New York Times says school brawls in the U.S. are caused by... cell phones? How bizarre!
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bid to reassure the nation, Pete Hegseth said on Friday that, if he is confirmed as Secretary of Defense, he will connect a breathalyzer device to the nation’s nuclear arsenal.
December 13, 2024 at 2:15 PM
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bid to reassure the nation, Pete Hegseth said on Friday that, if he is confirmed as Secretary of Defense, he will connect a breathalyzer device to the nation’s nuclear arsenal.