Jolene
@jkmbassoon.bsky.social
Feral Bassoonist
This is a Leroy Anderson Stan account
This is a Leroy Anderson Stan account
Scott Cantrell is such a little welp. How does anyone pay for the Dallas Morning News just to get this loser’s opinion on literally anything?
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Scott Cantrell is such a little welp. How does anyone pay for the Dallas Morning News just to get this loser’s opinion on literally anything?
Welp, UNT Wind Studies program and Wind Symphony will never be the same. Crazy how time flies in this world
October 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Welp, UNT Wind Studies program and Wind Symphony will never be the same. Crazy how time flies in this world
It’s because he sings the Star Spangled Banner in 4/4. I swear, that’s what cursed us!
*shakes fist at god*
IF YOU SING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER IN 4/4 IT CURSES ANY WHO LISTEN! MAY IT BE SUNG IN 3/4 ONLY!
A pox on all your houses 🧙♀️
*shakes fist at god*
IF YOU SING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER IN 4/4 IT CURSES ANY WHO LISTEN! MAY IT BE SUNG IN 3/4 ONLY!
A pox on all your houses 🧙♀️
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s because he sings the Star Spangled Banner in 4/4. I swear, that’s what cursed us!
*shakes fist at god*
IF YOU SING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER IN 4/4 IT CURSES ANY WHO LISTEN! MAY IT BE SUNG IN 3/4 ONLY!
A pox on all your houses 🧙♀️
*shakes fist at god*
IF YOU SING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER IN 4/4 IT CURSES ANY WHO LISTEN! MAY IT BE SUNG IN 3/4 ONLY!
A pox on all your houses 🧙♀️
This harkens back to the time UNT recorded 50 grade 1-3 pieces in 5 days. The March of the Chinchillas was my favorite. There’s also a piece peeking over it called “12873465” by Daniel Bukvich 🤣
October 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This harkens back to the time UNT recorded 50 grade 1-3 pieces in 5 days. The March of the Chinchillas was my favorite. There’s also a piece peeking over it called “12873465” by Daniel Bukvich 🤣
Ok, but if the potion Ursula uses to turn into Vanessa is essentially the same as Polyjuice potion…
Who is this poor woman, and where is Ursula keeping her to harvest her DNA?
JUSTICE FOR VANESSA
Who is this poor woman, and where is Ursula keeping her to harvest her DNA?
JUSTICE FOR VANESSA
September 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ok, but if the potion Ursula uses to turn into Vanessa is essentially the same as Polyjuice potion…
Who is this poor woman, and where is Ursula keeping her to harvest her DNA?
JUSTICE FOR VANESSA
Who is this poor woman, and where is Ursula keeping her to harvest her DNA?
JUSTICE FOR VANESSA
I will never make fun of any Millennials’ AIM username, because there is a whole generation of Rappers using what would’ve been their AIM username as their performance name.
I will now be performing as JKWunderWoman03 🤣
I will now be performing as JKWunderWoman03 🤣
August 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I will never make fun of any Millennials’ AIM username, because there is a whole generation of Rappers using what would’ve been their AIM username as their performance name.
I will now be performing as JKWunderWoman03 🤣
I will now be performing as JKWunderWoman03 🤣
We got to Switzerland today, and we had no idea it was Switzerland Day, which is akin to our Independence Day.
So now Otto Von Hossenfeffer and his family are firing a whole ass cannon down the street from our AirBnB. This has just been the funniest day
On the bright side, the view is great
So now Otto Von Hossenfeffer and his family are firing a whole ass cannon down the street from our AirBnB. This has just been the funniest day
On the bright side, the view is great
August 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
We got to Switzerland today, and we had no idea it was Switzerland Day, which is akin to our Independence Day.
So now Otto Von Hossenfeffer and his family are firing a whole ass cannon down the street from our AirBnB. This has just been the funniest day
On the bright side, the view is great
So now Otto Von Hossenfeffer and his family are firing a whole ass cannon down the street from our AirBnB. This has just been the funniest day
On the bright side, the view is great
They asked them to wear patriotic accents and all the guys broke out the Christmas Ties 🤣
I told my boyfriend the horn section looked like a wedding band from 1994
I told my boyfriend the horn section looked like a wedding band from 1994
July 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
They asked them to wear patriotic accents and all the guys broke out the Christmas Ties 🤣
I told my boyfriend the horn section looked like a wedding band from 1994
I told my boyfriend the horn section looked like a wedding band from 1994
I have seen this woman about 5 times and still can’t get over this vest. It is stunning in person.
July 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I have seen this woman about 5 times and still can’t get over this vest. It is stunning in person.
And I hope he was hired, because the seats at the meyerson aren’t made for him
July 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
And I hope he was hired, because the seats at the meyerson aren’t made for him
Meanwhile, the zaddies came out in Nantucket finery. All the way down to the matching heads. Love it!
July 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Meanwhile, the zaddies came out in Nantucket finery. All the way down to the matching heads. Love it!
Im at the Dallas Winds 4th of July concert, and the people watching is IMPECCABLE.
I mean, who is this DIVA?? Anna Wintour WHO?
It is 84° out, but she came in a red sweater dress.
I mean, who is this DIVA?? Anna Wintour WHO?
It is 84° out, but she came in a red sweater dress.
July 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Im at the Dallas Winds 4th of July concert, and the people watching is IMPECCABLE.
I mean, who is this DIVA?? Anna Wintour WHO?
It is 84° out, but she came in a red sweater dress.
I mean, who is this DIVA?? Anna Wintour WHO?
It is 84° out, but she came in a red sweater dress.
Could we… not? Surely, in a population of over 31 million people, we could find ONE democrat in Texas that hasn’t ran for the same 10 things and LOST every time? Like, this can’t be the best we have?
July 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Could we… not? Surely, in a population of over 31 million people, we could find ONE democrat in Texas that hasn’t ran for the same 10 things and LOST every time? Like, this can’t be the best we have?
I don’t love Catholicism in general, but I get the fandom. Not so much the religion, but like, in a collect baseball cards, Mardi gras as a party type of way.
Like, I get whatever this is 🤣 it’s macabre, it’s camp, it’s funny, but also… catholic? 💀
Like, I get whatever this is 🤣 it’s macabre, it’s camp, it’s funny, but also… catholic? 💀
March 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I don’t love Catholicism in general, but I get the fandom. Not so much the religion, but like, in a collect baseball cards, Mardi gras as a party type of way.
Like, I get whatever this is 🤣 it’s macabre, it’s camp, it’s funny, but also… catholic? 💀
Like, I get whatever this is 🤣 it’s macabre, it’s camp, it’s funny, but also… catholic? 💀
Everyone always talks about Disney movies as their sexual awakening. But this scene from Singing in the Rain… I should’ve known I was bi. I would let them both stand on my neck and ask for more 💀
February 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Everyone always talks about Disney movies as their sexual awakening. But this scene from Singing in the Rain… I should’ve known I was bi. I would let them both stand on my neck and ask for more 💀
I picked Amy Beach (the bun really does it for me), John Coltrane (I don’t need to explain this), Glenn Miller (he really has that dad vibe going for him) and Brahms. 🤣
October 19, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I picked Amy Beach (the bun really does it for me), John Coltrane (I don’t need to explain this), Glenn Miller (he really has that dad vibe going for him) and Brahms. 🤣
Oh I heard the killer of the public option of the Affordable Care Act died.
Rest nowhere, Joe Lieberman (see pic below). I wish your life insurance could pay off my friend with cancer’s medical bills!
Rest nowhere, Joe Lieberman (see pic below). I wish your life insurance could pay off my friend with cancer’s medical bills!
March 28, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Oh I heard the killer of the public option of the Affordable Care Act died.
Rest nowhere, Joe Lieberman (see pic below). I wish your life insurance could pay off my friend with cancer’s medical bills!
Rest nowhere, Joe Lieberman (see pic below). I wish your life insurance could pay off my friend with cancer’s medical bills!
Did everyone miss the trumpet/drug debate the last couple of days?
February 22, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Did everyone miss the trumpet/drug debate the last couple of days?
I keep hearing about “duck nails,” and how they are in….
Y’all just look like you have old bassoon reeds on your hands 🤣
Y’all just look like you have old bassoon reeds on your hands 🤣
January 22, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I keep hearing about “duck nails,” and how they are in….
Y’all just look like you have old bassoon reeds on your hands 🤣
Y’all just look like you have old bassoon reeds on your hands 🤣
SINCE YOU BEEN GOOOOOOONE…
December 2, 2023 at 12:40 AM
SINCE YOU BEEN GOOOOOOONE…