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John K
@jk-in-ne.bsky.social
Music, books, baseball, art, comedy.
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He smells sex and candy WHERE???
May 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
@depechemode.com: *releases a song in 1990

Me (listening to that song on the ‘80s station): “OMG this song perfectly exemplifies the ‘80s sound!’”

Me (listening to that same song on the ‘90s station): “OMG this song perfectly exemplifies the ‘90s sound!’”

How did they do it!?!?
April 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“You don’t wear cologne, do you?”

“You don’t work alone, do you?”

Shit, I wish I could hear worth a damn.
February 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Has anyone just tried telling their wife or girlfriend to calm UP?
January 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It’s not the grey hair that makes me feel old…….or the nose hair……..It’s the grey nose hair. 🤷🏻‍♂️
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I just ate some summer sausage in the middle of winter, because I’m a goddamn rebel.
December 28, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Why are there no documentaries about the future? Seems like an interesting topic.
December 15, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Why are the reindeer always such bastards in every holiday movie? We could’ve saved Christmas three hours ago if Comet would just quit flying around town, you dickhead!
December 7, 2024 at 5:46 PM
But what did YOU ever do for Bryan Adams, huh??
December 6, 2024 at 3:33 AM