JJ
@jjsmartypants.bsky.social
Former Californian trying to survive in f***ing Flori-duh.
KeysStrong! 💙🌈🌀🦌✌️🦈🌴
KeysStrong! 💙🌈🌀🦌✌️🦈🌴
This is how Homeland Security speaks to US Citizens. It's a f*kkking disgrace. 😡
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is how Homeland Security speaks to US Citizens. It's a f*kkking disgrace. 😡
Because I'm curious, I looked up benefit levels for SNAP/Food Stamps. Here are current USDA charts. If you're a person with absolutely zero income, you'd get $298. But most people have some income, so benefits would be much less. If over $1696, you don't qualify.
Now, imagine a senior on SS...
Now, imagine a senior on SS...
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Because I'm curious, I looked up benefit levels for SNAP/Food Stamps. Here are current USDA charts. If you're a person with absolutely zero income, you'd get $298. But most people have some income, so benefits would be much less. If over $1696, you don't qualify.
Now, imagine a senior on SS...
Now, imagine a senior on SS...
Key West white picket fences are becoming 🌈, too. More by the day!
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Key West white picket fences are becoming 🌈, too. More by the day!
Release the Trumpstein Files!
October 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Release the Trumpstein Files!
Do not cave, Dems!! This shutdown is painful for all of us! But do not cave to them!
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Do not cave, Dems!! This shutdown is painful for all of us! But do not cave to them!
Rise up, Congress! Use your power!
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Rise up, Congress! Use your power!
Driving from the top to the bottom of Floriduh yesterday, I saw these 2 billboards. (Both images were sourced from internet today, I didn't have time to get a shot.)
On Hwy 41, the Tamiami Trail & I-75 South near Gainesville.
They made my day!! 😃
On Hwy 41, the Tamiami Trail & I-75 South near Gainesville.
They made my day!! 😃
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Driving from the top to the bottom of Floriduh yesterday, I saw these 2 billboards. (Both images were sourced from internet today, I didn't have time to get a shot.)
On Hwy 41, the Tamiami Trail & I-75 South near Gainesville.
They made my day!! 😃
On Hwy 41, the Tamiami Trail & I-75 South near Gainesville.
They made my day!! 😃
Dual climate control is essential for long road trips. My preferred temperature is 74°. My co-pilot chills at 60°. 🐶
October 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Dual climate control is essential for long road trips. My preferred temperature is 74°. My co-pilot chills at 60°. 🐶
The trees in Colorado are showing me it's time to head back to the Florida Keys. I miss the Key Deer.
Hoping they don't lose their Endangered Species Act protections under the current regime.
Hoping they don't lose their Endangered Species Act protections under the current regime.
October 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The trees in Colorado are showing me it's time to head back to the Florida Keys. I miss the Key Deer.
Hoping they don't lose their Endangered Species Act protections under the current regime.
Hoping they don't lose their Endangered Species Act protections under the current regime.
It's ridiculous! We can't vote out the MAGA GOP quickly enough!
October 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It's ridiculous! We can't vote out the MAGA GOP quickly enough!
I'm *really* tired of this particular bullshit game. One guy is keeping all the dominoes from going into motion. Just how long does he think he can freeze our government? And FFS, Dems, you'd better not negotiate, concede, or cave in on ANYTHING!
October 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'm *really* tired of this particular bullshit game. One guy is keeping all the dominoes from going into motion. Just how long does he think he can freeze our government? And FFS, Dems, you'd better not negotiate, concede, or cave in on ANYTHING!
True story.
Release the Trumpstein Files!
Release the Trumpstein Files!
October 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
True story.
Release the Trumpstein Files!
Release the Trumpstein Files!
When you can see through the comb-over! 😝 Mr Vanity doesn't think we've noticed he's bald.
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When you can see through the comb-over! 😝 Mr Vanity doesn't think we've noticed he's bald.
#NOKINGS events throughout the Florida Keys on Saturday, 10/18! Key West, Marathon or Key Largo! 10am-Noon. Pick a town, Keysians and show up! 🩵💙🩵🌴
October 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
#NOKINGS events throughout the Florida Keys on Saturday, 10/18! Key West, Marathon or Key Largo! 10am-Noon. Pick a town, Keysians and show up! 🩵💙🩵🌴
KKKaroline Leavitt LIES daily about who caused this mess! Maybe her MAGA boss and the GOP should fix it.
October 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
KKKaroline Leavitt LIES daily about who caused this mess! Maybe her MAGA boss and the GOP should fix it.
Governors Pritzker and Newsom now challenging the Association of Governors on their silence... and complicity?
October 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Governors Pritzker and Newsom now challenging the Association of Governors on their silence... and complicity?
Funny how the government doesn't seem to shut down when Democrats are running things...
October 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Funny how the government doesn't seem to shut down when Democrats are running things...
MAGA: Lie, Spin, Repeat.
October 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
MAGA: Lie, Spin, Repeat.