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Jordan
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Y'all
Just a lot of nonsense thoughts and things I enjoy.
Hannahlysis
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A list of every man
Exactly once
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Lackmail
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Formulating some kind of socio-techno-politico theory that AI is fine for devs but a bad thing for artists and that this can be true and not contradictory.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Eggs are not butter
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Ok hear me out: a first person horror game where the player character has to carry around a camera or some other annoying device in order to engage with the spooky stuff, but it's only useful for like 30% of the time.

Nobody has done this before I assure you!
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Elton John's nuclear bunker ft. Florence Welch the radiographer
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Rawdogging gochujang at the jangbang
October 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The enema of my enemy is my friend
October 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Letter addressed to "The Tears of Mimi Gooch"
October 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Battery farmed footballers
October 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
One Shallot After Another
October 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Welcome back indentured servitude...
October 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Gödel's Incompleteness Theorems: The Complete Edition
September 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Convening an emergency UN Security Council session to consider a peacekeeping operation to eliminate the increasing threat of new podcasts
September 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Collapse of civilisation actually wouldn't be so bad I got a lot of books to read so that should keep me occupied til I get killed by raiders or giant mutant crane flies.
September 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Last good day of weather 2025
September 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You must be THIS >
tall to ride the Rollercoaster of Recollection
September 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
60 euros and a headache
September 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
All of them dressed in Shein hoodies all of the time
September 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Charli XCX is dating a labubu
September 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Butter blasted chicken
September 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wonder what economic inflation tastes like
August 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The friendship group that will not survive the gym
August 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
TIL Joyce Carol Oates isn't Ruth Bader Ginsburg in drag
August 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM