John Michael Swartz
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John Michael Swartz
@jjoohhnn.com
Musician, photographer, cyclist, computer coaxer, lazeabout, flaneuriste. Hire me! https://jjoohhnn.com
I think Carol's cul-de-sac and Manousos's self-storage facility are pretty deft metaphors.
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
well i biffed the spelling but iykyk and iydk you can go farty fuck yourself and your balls.
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
wouldn't it be wild if calculators worked like this
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
it's almost as though an LLM can't "know" or "deduce" anything that hasn't already been written by a person, let alone the truth
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Shirokuma Cafe. Lots of walking and public transport, occasional car trips to the countryside. The two main human characters ride delightfully contrasting bikes, road and hybrid. And this one-off episode about mid-life crises.
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
i assumed it would be butter, being France and all.
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Their finest work. I want this poster on my wall.
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
food safety edging turns me on
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Not mentioned is Maureen Tucker.
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM