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it’s been a big year for glamorous lisps
A screenshot from the film Passages. Tomas, played by Franz Rogowski, stands and pours himself a glass of wine in his kitchen. The counter behind him is crowded with half-chopped vegetables, as though he’s in the middle of making dinner. He’s wearing a black mesh tight crop top and a slim black watch. A screenshot from the film May December. Gracie, played by Julianne Moore, and Elizabeth, played by Natalie Portman, are standing side by side outdoors. They’re both wearing cooking aprons over light patterned blouses. The two women are staring up at something just above the screen, smiles on their faces, and their hands on their respective hips - in identical poses. The sky behind them is bright pastel blue, and the evening sun casts shadows over their faces.
January 22, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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AND i still have to follow up with my doctor about HRT
Man raising his fists up high, his arms loosely tied together by a chain. This image is identical to the other photo of the guy breaking his chains, only badly drawn over by me to connect the chain link together.
January 11, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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AND i got an internship interview
Man standing in a field, raising his fists above his head, breaking the chains which tied his arms together. It’s sunset, and the man is backlit against the vibrant orange sky.
January 11, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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2 days, 5 hours of standing in line, denied once for filling out my forms in green ink (i might be colourblind), my passport is renewed, i made it. we did it
A man stands in a field, raising his fists above his head, breaking the chain links which shackled his hands together. It’s sunset, and the man is backlit against the dazzlingly bright orange sky.
January 10, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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boyfriend (lesbian) just released his Top Ten Jay’s Men list
Notes app screenshot, a ranked list of male celebrities from 1 to 10. In order: Al Pacino (in Cruising), Gregg Araki, Bowen Yang, Andrew Scott, Ryan Gosling, Riz Ahmed, Steven Yeun, Paul Mescal, Ethan Hawke, Jacob Elordi
January 6, 2024 at 7:13 AM
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i didn’t think i’d STILL be seeing Bored Ape knockoffs on twitter. keep it up team
Ad Tweet by Hope Bloom. Their profile photo is an AI-generated painting of a man in robes, kneeling on the ground, holding his hands up to a giant white dove. The ground around the man is flaming, embers flying all around the image. The tweet reads “Calling all Christian rockers! Support based music! We’re a rare breed. How? Save Redemption (Proper Sacrifice) to your Spotify Playlist and check it out!” Attached is a link to Spotify, the thumbnail image is the band’s album cover (the same image as the profile photo). Ad Tweet by Jerlene Trafford. It reads “Let’s go check it out!” with a link. The link thumbnail is just text over a black background with red, sci-fi aesthetic accents. Large texts reads “ZKFair L2 Mainnet Launch with 100% Token Airdrop for All,” with a smaller button-shaped text box below that reads “connect wallet.” Ad Tweet by Tysinger Joesph, who has a knockoff Bored Ape in their profile photo. Tweet reads: “Swollen feet? Numbness? Pain? Connecy (sic) Socks use compression zone technology to provide instant relief. Slip them on and feel the difference! Order Now.” Included is a link to “saleallseasonstore.com.” The site’s thumbnail is a person in nurse scrubs sitting on their couch, pulling a white sock high up their shin. Big text above the person reads “This is The Secret How I Fixed My Neuropathy” (sic).
January 5, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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let’s check in on X’s remaining ad suggestions
Ad Tweet from Catboy: “And it’s free…” accompanied with a bunch of AI art and crypto-related hashtags. The tweet comes with a video, whose thumbnail is an illustrated anime girl wearing a skimpy blazer and leaning toward the camera provocatively. Ad Tweet from Jentezen Franklin: “God is never late. He’s never early. He’s always right on time. Follow along for daily encouraging content from Pastor Jentezen Franklin.” Ad Tweet from Stefan Smulders: “ATTENTION: LEAD GEN AGENCY FOUNDERS We launched what’s going to be the world’s best resource database for lead gen agencies. There we publish playbooks, winning outreach sequences, workflow automations & SOPs. Join our exclusive community today” Attached is a link to a site called leadgenhustlers.com An Ad Tweet by gencraft_ai: “‘Girl with blonde hair wearing a backpack in a train’ By GenCraft: the world’s fasted (and free!) AI image and video generator.” Attached is a link to the Gencraft app on the App Store, its thumbnail being an image of a slim white woman beside the window of a train, smiling to the viewer. The image is generated in the style of a photorealistic painting.
December 27, 2023 at 10:23 PM
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whewwww from tara moriarty. 1 in 20. keep each other safe. if you really feel like you can’t muster the effort to mask or socially distance or vaccinate or test yourself, at least isolate if you’re sick
Canadian Covid-19 Forecast chart. All scales per province read at 10/10 on their epidemic severity, all labeled “SEVERE.” Tara Moriarty on Twitter: “Canadian COVID Forecast: Dec 16 - 29, 2023 SEVERE: CAN, AB, BC, MB, NB, NL, North, NS, ON, PEI, QC, SK VERY HIGH: none HIGH: none ELEVATED: none MODERATE: none LOW: none About 1 in 20 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.”
December 27, 2023 at 6:48 PM
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The cover of an issue of the New Humanist featuring Ricky Gervais. Ricky is standing in a white studio backdrop, wearing nothing but blue jeans and a crown of thorns. On his shirtless chest is written, in red marker, “atheist” in all-caps. He’s draping his arms over a microphone as if he were being crucified. He’s got a smug Kubrick stare on his face, mouth ajar as he stares into the camera defiantly.
December 27, 2023 at 2:37 AM
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good morning sunday morning to all
A cartoon gingerbread man is peeking out of a stocking, snuggled and smiling as if he’s cozily tucked in bed. Surrounding him are PNGs of pine garlands; a gingerbread choo-choo train lines the bottom of the image. Cursive text says “Ginger bread.” This GIF would sparkle but Bluesky hates fun and joy and cheer, so instead it’s a still image.
December 24, 2023 at 1:43 PM
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i present to you the worst white elephant gift
A Lego box set of Dobby the House Elf from the Harry Potter movies, on a shelf in Wal Mart. It’s just a foot-tall sculpture of Dobby, with weirdly piercing green eyes and a cutesy printed smirk that doesn’t make him any cuter. He’s set up on a pedestal that says his name in gold letters. Graphics on the box show, with arrows, his head and arms tilting. It’s 44 dollars
December 23, 2023 at 4:08 PM
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currents reads/uni research baby, trans literature is simultaneously nostalgic, apocalyptic, and liberating
three books on my desk: Love After The End, We Both Laughed In Pleasure, and I Hope We Choose Love
December 6, 2023 at 11:49 PM
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i feel like this is not a good message to get from Thee Government Transphobia Watchdog
Screenshot from Substack Chats, a new message from Erin In The Morning, AKA Erin Reed, says “It has begun.”
December 6, 2023 at 8:34 PM
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woke up to diarrhea news and this GIF
a GIF of a sketched teddy bear holding a purple bean bag (?), surrounded by a sparkly rainbow border and purple hearts. purple sparkly gothic text below the bear says “Love.” This still image would sparkle as a GIF on a good, functional, not evil social media site, but instead Bluesky devs hate me and want me to suffer.
December 6, 2023 at 8:22 PM
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welcome to friday everybody
a fuzzy cartoon teddy bear wearing cool jeans with a black t shirt, sleeves cuffed, tucked into them. his hands are in the pockets and he’s looking to the camera, with sleek sparkly black sunglasses. Big text next to the bear says “Have a ROCKIN’ Friday!” The background is all sparkles. It’s bordered by random yellow circles, blue strokes and bold red lines, patterns reminiscent of a retro bowling alley carpet. This still image should be a sparkling GIF, but unfortunately, bluesky hates me and doesn’t want me to share my GIFS.
December 1, 2023 at 7:25 PM
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Real grainy image that says “This post was fact checked by real American patriots.” “TRUE” is written below it in a green bubble with a check mark beside it. Donald Trump is behind the text, evilly smirking, over a dark fiery backdrop. A faint Q is superimposed over the image. QAnon Freedomcore vibes, etc
November 30, 2023 at 4:21 AM
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vice is back, baby
VICE headline: “The Israelis and Palestinians Doing Ayahuasca Together”
November 25, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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up yours, woke moralists:
A frame from a snoopy GIF, forced to stay still because Bluesky refuses to let us upload animated images. Anyway, big text at the top says “SNOOPY,” above an illustration of snoopy sleeping on the roof of his doghouse, and another illustration of snoopy sitting on the ground and cuddling a red heart. The backdrop is a pastel blue tone, a combination of mandalas and random lace textures layered over each other.
November 23, 2023 at 3:15 AM
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AGO’s first and only curator of Indigenous art Wanda Nanibush left the museum a few days ago — now we know why. an october letter from the IMAAC called for her removal for speaking up against Israel’s colonialism and war crimes. (blurry screenshots from @torontoindigenousharmreduction on insta)
Wanda Nanibush in front of a series of photos in the AGO. She stares at the camera with a smirk, and a hand on her hip - a similar pose to the subject of the art behind her. Letter from IMAAC executives, October 16, 2023: Dear Mr. Jost: We have been down this road before. As you likely heard, Wanda Nanibush has resumed posting inflammatory, inaccurate rants against Israel. Ms. Nanibush is certainly entitled to her opinions. If she was fundraising or promoting a vetted charity in aid of civilian Palestinians - we would genuinely applaud her. Let's be clear: the Jewish community in Toronto unequivocally wants peace between Palestinians and Israelis. We also know that Hamas is a terrorist organization that needs to be dismantled and that misleading hate speech agoinst Israel is unacceptable. The reality is that Ms. Nanibush's stature and position at the AGO validate her hateful opinions. Her unchecked vitriol sends a message to her colleagues, the arts community, and the city that her language and viewpoint is correct and reasonable. It is not. Ms. Nanibush has buen peddling these lies since 2016 (when she was published in Canadian Art Magazine). Continued: Israel is a refugee state and not a colonizer. There was no "mother country” superpower or empire. Jews did not arrive in an armada with missionaries. Jews have never imposed the Hebrew language nor their religion on their neighbours in the Middle East. Ms. Nanibush needs some serious education on the Arab conquests of the 7th century to understand the religious hegemony of the region. This is not esoteric information. The AGO should be a place of scholarship and diversity. Yet, a senior, public facing staff member is regularly spreading hateful misinformation, uses incendiary buzzwords and minimizes or endorses terrorism. We ask that you make a personal commitment to the Jewish community to achieve the following: 1. adoption by the AGO of the IHRA definition of antisemitism 2. implementation by the AGO of mandatory, antisemitism sensitivity training for all members of the curatorial team
November 22, 2023 at 6:01 AM
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evil sign in the restroom today
a poster ad inside a public washroom stall door. it says “don’t just sit there,” in big letters next to a photo of a toilet.
November 21, 2023 at 8:27 PM
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fri day night
November 18, 2023 at 12:14 AM
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society’s given up on masking and distancing for the sake of profit, convenience and media-induced ignorance. now many of the people who suffer its worst consequences might not even know it — and instead think it’s their fault. what a cruel world we’ve been dealt
A post on r/selfimprovement, titled “I’m a corpse that’s yet to expire”: I really need help. I'm an obese compulsive lier, video game, pron, food addict. I find it very difficult to express emotion. I'm an outcast amongst my coworkers. I wasn't always like this but I've continuously been regressing into a person I despise. I'm in terrible health. Every other day I violently cough and wheeze. Even a casual stroll takes a toll on my stamina these days. I procrastinate until the very last minute. I avoid the gym, obligations, duties like the plague. I live everyday with immense brain fog. I don't know what's wrong with me it feels like I'm stuck in a purgatory. Every time I try to change it's never stable or sustainable. I feel like a failure, and a fraud.
November 17, 2023 at 11:25 PM
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amazing reactions to andre 3000’s comeback
Instagram post from GQ and andre3000, a close-up video of Andre playing a wooden flute Comment on GQ’s instagram post: “Dude is playing a flute that looks like he’s sucking homeboy off, then it cuts to a washing machine full of white stuff ….. are y’all blind?!”
November 17, 2023 at 2:12 AM
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looking at my subway sandwich artist like this
george costanza in an apartment hallway, peering into a front door peephole and waving, with a tragically desperate expression on his face
November 16, 2023 at 11:15 PM
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November 10, 2023 at 1:54 PM