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Author JJ Niveh ✨️Querying✨️
@jjniveh.com
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Air Fryer Zealot, Sad Millennial. Author of 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙪𝙨𝙠 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣, a Forward Fantasy novel plopping onto your bookshelf in 2025!

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Perhaps Jimmy Kimmel should have humanized Hitler like Jimmy Fallon /s
September 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Get loud, motherfuckers
5 geese in the colors of the Trans Flag, with text: Your silence is just as loud as their hatred
June 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Give change a chance

#HappyPride #Pride2025
Happy Pride! Image contains rainbow shaded hearts and colored dots that cross the entire LGBTQIA+ gamut. Text on the image reads: Wishing all the homophobes A super transformative, educational month. A chance to put down their prejudice, listen and develop empathy and allyship.
June 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I regret to inform you it's gotten worse (for her)
Nicki Minaj EP of FTCU (SLEEZEMIX) Image of Nicki sitting salaciously atop the letters F T C U Our texts: me: HIGH HEELS ON MY TIPPIES her: You twerking??? me: [still image GIF of Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers twerking, but just her head]
May 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Help I'm stuck in a casino hotel which is the very opposite of me and I don't have my wife to bother
Stevie Wonder's Album cover for At The Close of a Century Song: I Just Called To Say I Love You Texts to my wife: me: ABSOLUTE BANGER her: Jesus Babe 😂 me: A bop, if you will
May 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Things are going very okayly over here
Dumb as text from me that says: Just typed "eyelips" instead of eyelids and honestly, yeah
May 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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THIS. IS. THE. SHIT. THE. NAZIS. DID. TO. JUSTIFY. HOW. THEY. WANTED. TO. TREAT. THE. JEWS.
Trump holding up a fake photo of Kilmar's hand tattoos "proving" Kilmar is a member of MS-13. Trump, thinking it's real OR being a fucking Nazi (there are no other choices: he's massively fucking stupid, or a Nazi. Both are bad), writes in a post "This is the hand of the man that the Democrats feel should be brought back to the United States, because he is such 'a fine and innocent person.' They said he is not a member of MS-13, even though he's got MS-13 tattooed onto his knuckles, and two Highly Respected Courts found that he was a member of MS-13, beat up his wife, etc. I was elected to take bad people out of the United States, among other things. I must be allowed to do my job. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
April 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Linked in is a truly magical place these days
One of these ads grew sales by 21.1%. Can you guess which? In 2020, Harvard researchers¹ tested the effects of showing a product's costs. Rather than just listing the price, they showed ingredient cost (and profit margin). For the test, this ad was shown in the Harvard canteen. Real-world sales were measured directly after the student saw the ad. Turns out, students were 21% more likely to buy the soup when the costs were shown. Showcasing your costs boosts trust and makes customers more likely to buy. Source: 'Mohan, B., Buell, R. W., & John, L. K. (2020). Lifting the veil: The benefits of cost transparency. Marketing Science, 39(6), 1105-1121. The signs read: Left (Choice A): HOMEMADE CHICKEN SOUP, then picture of said chicken soup, $7.99 Right (Choice B): HOMEMADE CHICKEN SOUP, then picture of soup, then column of prices: Chicken, $3, Carrots $1, Celery, $1, Broth, $1.50, Orzo $0.50, 15% PROFIT MARGIN TOTAL COST $7.99 FIRST OF ALL, the soup on the right is fucking huuuuge. SECOND OF ALL, I'm too high and only NOW JUST NOTICED AS IM TYPING THIS that the fucking list of costs doesn't even add up to 7fucking99 I can't believe this douche made me do MATH on a FRIDAY
April 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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OP's username and @, both blacked out to show just "Yep." and "yep."
April 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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found a better one
Word search done "totally correctly", "finding" the word: 'penis'
March 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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There's no fucking way #2024 wasn't rigged.
News Cover: Elon Musk sells X to his own AI company xAI in $33 billion stock deal Bad man works w/ bad man to get elected > bad man wins election after campaign donations from other bad man > bad man begins dismantling institutions that hold him accountable > bad man receives government subsidies from bad man government > bad man buys Twitter back from himself There's no fucking way #2024 wasn't rigged.
March 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Oh but I do love this very much
Josh Giddey, Chicago Bulls, with a game-winning buzzer beater from beyond half court, making LeBron James very sad.
March 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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WE HAVE A WINNER
March 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Look, I don't wish ill on people until I know they're an evil person.

But something about MAGA folks getting Karma gives me the warm and fuzzies.
A MAGA person's post on Facebook that says "God is testing me or I was really bad in a past life not sure but I give up"
March 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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I love seeing a dev's Alpha and Beta versions side by side.
A highlighter yellow porta-potty (outhouse) next to a Cybertruck (Swastikar)
February 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Why am I doing this to myself.

Im just going get hurt all over again.
February 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Evergreen
An enormous cartoon boulder with the words "Scientific evidence for man made climate change" that towers over two tiny stick figures, one of them saying "That proves nothing, because it was really cold in Indiana last week"
February 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Watching the single greatest movie of all time
Arnold Schwarzenegger hand feeding a deer in Commando
February 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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*quickly googling how to win at hand to paw combat
My wife and some asshole that is trying to hit on her with his big stupid eyes
February 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Mulled cider and Irish whiskey, anyone?
Pot on the stove with apple cider and mulling spices next to a bottle of Dunville's Belfast Vintage Blend Three Crowns Irish Whiskey
February 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Coffee make heart happy

Or jitter

maybe shak
Me holding one of my most favorite coffee mugs ever. Mug is deep blue near the rim with a ombre fade to baby blue.
February 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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🙃

#gulfofmexico #always
A map of lower North America, showing that Mexico takes up 47.67% of the surface area in the Gulf of Mexico versus USA's 44.75%, which clearly indicates that it should forever remain the Gulf of Mexico
February 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Ok, yeah, for 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 children, sure.
I menu list for a restaurant, listing the following menu items: Salads Appetizers Wings & Fingers Pizza snack crusts Quesadillas Children's Meals Side Sauces CHIPS Ben & Jerry's Pints But the icon used to represent Children's Meals is just a 64 count box of Crayola Crayons
February 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Today's #coffee mug.

Forgive my hair, #writingcommunity.
February 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The corgo and the gato toca'd their boops
A corgi engaging in very serious boopage with a cat
February 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM