JJMike
@jjmike.bsky.social
BJJ stranglebeast / USF Creative Writing grad / Caretaker and feeder of wild animals / Team JC
Come down and live in my carpeted basement, where we can eat imitation crab meat and I can show you my model trains, and we can stomp on the diorama like Godzilla!
May 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Come down and live in my carpeted basement, where we can eat imitation crab meat and I can show you my model trains, and we can stomp on the diorama like Godzilla!
“Mysterious Christmas party beauty, must I invoke American poet Biggie Smalls to do justice to you? You tha flyest dog-person by far, by a mile, girl I won’t lie or be in deNILE, you da finest priestess at the party, wanna bet? Come over to the bar & let me buy you a heket! Arf!”
December 24, 2024 at 10:12 PM
“Mysterious Christmas party beauty, must I invoke American poet Biggie Smalls to do justice to you? You tha flyest dog-person by far, by a mile, girl I won’t lie or be in deNILE, you da finest priestess at the party, wanna bet? Come over to the bar & let me buy you a heket! Arf!”
Here's my jiu-jitsu cobra, Seth, just hanging out in the sauna after training. He's a clever and venomous constrictor, but an all-around nice guy and safe training partner. BJJ and serpent icons go together SO well, and I'm really happy with him! Thanks to @cybermarkarts.bsky.social !
December 24, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Here's my jiu-jitsu cobra, Seth, just hanging out in the sauna after training. He's a clever and venomous constrictor, but an all-around nice guy and safe training partner. BJJ and serpent icons go together SO well, and I'm really happy with him! Thanks to @cybermarkarts.bsky.social !
Ahhh I don't have any vittles for you this morning, Mr. Burnt-Umber beeboo. :C
February 27, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Ahhh I don't have any vittles for you this morning, Mr. Burnt-Umber beeboo. :C
I like to think I'm about as American as Richard Marcinko firing an AR15 from a flatbed Ford. But does that mean it's patriotic to send me ads like this bro? -.-
February 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I like to think I'm about as American as Richard Marcinko firing an AR15 from a flatbed Ford. But does that mean it's patriotic to send me ads like this bro? -.-
So, February has been a month of grunt work, sickness, and setbacks. Fortunately it's only the 12th, so let's turn things around, Mikey! Here's a preview of the new home gun (Mossberg Shockwave) I'm tricking-out as the parts come in.
February 12, 2024 at 2:40 PM
So, February has been a month of grunt work, sickness, and setbacks. Fortunately it's only the 12th, so let's turn things around, Mikey! Here's a preview of the new home gun (Mossberg Shockwave) I'm tricking-out as the parts come in.
Ooooh I'm just gonna flick through this sale rack at Hot Topic. Probably won't find anyth - WAIT WAIT WAAAIIIIIIT. XD
Got one for myself and one for a buddy. :D
Got one for myself and one for a buddy. :D
January 23, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Ooooh I'm just gonna flick through this sale rack at Hot Topic. Probably won't find anyth - WAIT WAIT WAAAIIIIIIT. XD
Got one for myself and one for a buddy. :D
Got one for myself and one for a buddy. :D
Happy soon-to-be new year everyone! I'm on a great creative writing streak, and I intend on keeping it that way. I won't say sEe YoU NeXt YeAr!!! because I want to spinning backfist everyone who I've heard say that. But please, be well, and enjoy your evening!
December 31, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Happy soon-to-be new year everyone! I'm on a great creative writing streak, and I intend on keeping it that way. I won't say sEe YoU NeXt YeAr!!! because I want to spinning backfist everyone who I've heard say that. But please, be well, and enjoy your evening!
My parents are down to visit with their 9 month old Belgian Malinois, Quick! Here's daddy about to throw the tennis ball, and Quick getting a drink, in her Tacti-Pup collar!
December 30, 2023 at 5:30 PM
My parents are down to visit with their 9 month old Belgian Malinois, Quick! Here's daddy about to throw the tennis ball, and Quick getting a drink, in her Tacti-Pup collar!
It amazes me what mankind in this era will milk for its...milk. As you see here, even oat milk itself questions its existence. Does this culinary chimera foreshadow civil strife and reed-boat orgies, *again*? I don't have time for that, and it's not even Friday! Frikkin' ARF! >.<
December 28, 2023 at 5:09 PM
It amazes me what mankind in this era will milk for its...milk. As you see here, even oat milk itself questions its existence. Does this culinary chimera foreshadow civil strife and reed-boat orgies, *again*? I don't have time for that, and it's not even Friday! Frikkin' ARF! >.<
*Cute Christams Eve writing update*
Fancy turmeric latte downtown this morning. Gonna grind until noon at least and see what I get.
But LOOK at this too-cute thing, just look at it! (The turmeric latte, not the mouse! XD)!
Fancy turmeric latte downtown this morning. Gonna grind until noon at least and see what I get.
But LOOK at this too-cute thing, just look at it! (The turmeric latte, not the mouse! XD)!
December 24, 2023 at 2:23 PM
*Cute Christams Eve writing update*
Fancy turmeric latte downtown this morning. Gonna grind until noon at least and see what I get.
But LOOK at this too-cute thing, just look at it! (The turmeric latte, not the mouse! XD)!
Fancy turmeric latte downtown this morning. Gonna grind until noon at least and see what I get.
But LOOK at this too-cute thing, just look at it! (The turmeric latte, not the mouse! XD)!
Thank you, Mr. Bing, for another render of my beachball nose-balancing boy! What is his name? What's his backstory? I don't know yet - I just love sleek black beasties, and seals are titanically underrated. Ork ork, yo!
December 22, 2023 at 5:04 PM
Thank you, Mr. Bing, for another render of my beachball nose-balancing boy! What is his name? What's his backstory? I don't know yet - I just love sleek black beasties, and seals are titanically underrated. Ork ork, yo!
I cannot remember the last time I saw an anthropomorphic seal. So I wove a spell in Bing AI and made one! I doubt he'll appear in my more serious work or writing, but I'm happily surprised at how well this guy took to the anthro-treatment!
December 21, 2023 at 5:00 AM
I cannot remember the last time I saw an anthropomorphic seal. So I wove a spell in Bing AI and made one! I doubt he'll appear in my more serious work or writing, but I'm happily surprised at how well this guy took to the anthro-treatment!
I decided to develop a character based on a species I love but rarely think about, and came up with this red squirrel! Part Beatrix Potter, part agro platform adventurer, all high-metab and helpful adventure-bro. Found the right Bing AI spell after a lot of failed attempts.
December 17, 2023 at 7:59 PM
I decided to develop a character based on a species I love but rarely think about, and came up with this red squirrel! Part Beatrix Potter, part agro platform adventurer, all high-metab and helpful adventure-bro. Found the right Bing AI spell after a lot of failed attempts.
Doing a ton of long fiction writing this weekend and loving it. My latest scene to develop character involves two friends infiltrating and exploring the long-abandoned and spooky Seaview Hospital on Staten Island. Years ago I teamed up with a buddy to explore this place, and boy was it a trip.
December 17, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Doing a ton of long fiction writing this weekend and loving it. My latest scene to develop character involves two friends infiltrating and exploring the long-abandoned and spooky Seaview Hospital on Staten Island. Years ago I teamed up with a buddy to explore this place, and boy was it a trip.
Under the weather for the first time in what, four years? (Exercise and take your vitamins, kids.) I'm too tired to know what to post, so here's a Bing AI wolfman jump-kicking Santa Claus.
December 3, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Under the weather for the first time in what, four years? (Exercise and take your vitamins, kids.) I'm too tired to know what to post, so here's a Bing AI wolfman jump-kicking Santa Claus.
A legendary (to me) pic of a wild fox taken by my parents up in Maine. It's not the best picture quality, but I love his poise and black socks! Foxes have often popped up in my life when I've been under extreme duress or looking for direction!
December 3, 2023 at 1:29 AM
A legendary (to me) pic of a wild fox taken by my parents up in Maine. It's not the best picture quality, but I love his poise and black socks! Foxes have often popped up in my life when I've been under extreme duress or looking for direction!
This fursuit only costed $17 and fits like a dream. =^.^=
November 28, 2023 at 6:44 PM
This fursuit only costed $17 and fits like a dream. =^.^=
My mom texts me this the other day. She probably would have gotten it for me for Christmas if it existed when I was a kid. Feeling blessed to have parents who get my Dr. Dolittle thing. :D
November 28, 2023 at 1:25 PM
My mom texts me this the other day. She probably would have gotten it for me for Christmas if it existed when I was a kid. Feeling blessed to have parents who get my Dr. Dolittle thing. :D
Worked my ass off today. Now to read a book and catch up with you lovely weirdos!
November 26, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Worked my ass off today. Now to read a book and catch up with you lovely weirdos!
Driving to a family member's Thanksgiving party. :D HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! <3
November 23, 2023 at 1:17 PM
Driving to a family member's Thanksgiving party. :D HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! <3
Well good morning there, you animals! Even if you're lounging in your pajamas today, me sharp and stylin' in your minds and Gatsby it up (without the bootlegging, of course)!
Busy day of work before Thanksgiving here, but I'll see you around soon!
Busy day of work before Thanksgiving here, but I'll see you around soon!
November 22, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Well good morning there, you animals! Even if you're lounging in your pajamas today, me sharp and stylin' in your minds and Gatsby it up (without the bootlegging, of course)!
Busy day of work before Thanksgiving here, but I'll see you around soon!
Busy day of work before Thanksgiving here, but I'll see you around soon!
That vole . . . er, goal you've been searching for? It's out there. Train hard, smash this day. Keep your circle small and your friends close. Let's git it!
November 21, 2023 at 3:17 PM
That vole . . . er, goal you've been searching for? It's out there. Train hard, smash this day. Keep your circle small and your friends close. Let's git it!
Good afternoon all you sly bosses and grindy animals trying to get by! Short work week ahead of us. Let's git it!
November 20, 2023 at 7:37 PM
Good afternoon all you sly bosses and grindy animals trying to get by! Short work week ahead of us. Let's git it!