Jesse
banner
jjjp.ca
Jesse
@jjjp.ca
If I’m posting here, I’m probably caffeinated.

~twitter, circa 2009
I caught him relaxing in the study 🐰
jjjp.ca
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
look! my silly teenager doodles can be upscaled to silly AI doodles!
July 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m just discovering 'webamp'. That is, someone made an HTML5 version of winamp and archive.org is using it 🤯
Milkman - Circle Of Fifths : Milkman : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Circle Of Fifths is Milkman's sophomore mashup release.
archive.org
April 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“I’m not even sure it’s legal! We contracted for the price on delivery,” he told the magazine. “If your price of fuel goes up or your truck breaks down, that’s not my problem! That’s what the contract’s for.”

I’m sure there’s *some* Trump voters in Upstate New York who expected this.

#hisproblem
Upstate NY farmer shocked by Trump tariffs, mistakenly thought Canada would pay
Small businesses along the Canadian border are especially being hit hard.
www.syracuse.com
April 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
When finally getting staff parking feels like winning the lottery #ottcity yay \o/
April 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A lot of—I’m assuming, kids—are complaining about the prices of the new nintendo games. 30 years ago, adjusted for inflation, Nintendo games were about $120 USD each.

I’m not justifying it, just adding perspective. I think it’s crazy that my parents spent that much for me to play Donkey Kong!
April 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I do not know how I maintain the muscle memory of both Windows and Mac keyboard combos.

I can’t even recall what I had for breakfast most days.
March 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Who’s up for some SC2?
February 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Some pretty good nostalgia right here
#pokemon
January 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“Health Canada approved its one-time use after Azad warned the patient would likely die without the experimental treatment. It worked.”

#bacteriophage #phagetherapy
#ottawa

ottawacitizen.com/news/ottawa-...
Ottawa doctor helping to bring back old treatment for new problems
An Ottawa doctor’s race to treat patient fighting an artificial joint infection using phage therapy could spark a Canadian resurgence.
ottawacitizen.com
December 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Ah the moral ambiguity of being apathetic to the murder of a health insurance ceo
December 8, 2024 at 11:47 AM
I just cashed out $400 I had built up using a new daily cash back card I’ve had since mid-august.

I have no idea why people on the canadian finance subs are so against neo. The Neo World Elite seems like a no brainer to me. $400 in less than 4 months—free money.

Also Amex can gf’d.
December 1, 2024 at 1:41 PM
There’s too many gym workout apps out there but this one caught my eye for this simple feature.

Look! A PLATE CALCULATOR

I don’t know why but when I’m working out I cannot do simple math.

#strengthlog app
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Bluesky can mute words. Narwhal 2 for reddit has a filter feature (but it’s paid). Now hopefully that dials down the rage/clickbait for the next 4 years.
November 9, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I don’t care much about whatever pine is, but the way @wealthsimple.bsky.social identified the banks was so amusing I thought I’d annotate and share

I petition for the big banks to officially rename themselves as such. Big fan of Royal Blue Bank.
September 19, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Took the plunge with the #ios18 public beta. First thing I did was disable the damned lock screen flashlight.

Finally.
July 18, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Today is a very special day. #happybirthday to all you leap year babies 😝
February 29, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Ahh bliss. Every social media platform should have this. the first word added to the list begins with a T and ends with RUMP.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Feb 28
📢 1.70 is rolling out now (2/6)

Mute words! In the Moderation screen, you can now add mute words which target either hashtags or the full content of a post (text, alt text, and hashtags).
February 29, 2024 at 11:49 AM
this article saved me some sanity. found the setting that was driving me nuts.

timnash.co.uk/macos-restar...
February 29, 2024 at 3:20 AM
my router looks like that villain’s head from Thor: Ragnarok
February 23, 2024 at 9:49 PM
I need a fridge emoji.
January 10, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Control-Command-Q is the shortcut to lock a mac.

Let's do it with a single dedicated key press:

AppleScript:
tell application "System Events" to keystroke "q" using {control down, command down}

- save as a Service/Quick Action
- set it to one of the FN keys in Keyboard Shortcuts

huzzah \o/
December 23, 2023 at 10:55 PM
🎵 It’s the most wonderful time of the year ❄️
December 9, 2023 at 2:26 PM
@bsky.app ❤️ from macOS!
December 8, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Omg we’re saved! \o/
December 8, 2023 at 2:40 AM