jake
@jjjf.bsky.social
Clapping sarcastically when the plane lands
July 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Clapping sarcastically when the plane lands
Furry dj named Augustus Glomp
July 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Furry dj named Augustus Glomp
When I meet a doctor the first thing I like to ask is have you ever lost a patient
July 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
When I meet a doctor the first thing I like to ask is have you ever lost a patient
logging into my bank website and smiling softly with a sense of nostalgia as i click "remember me"
June 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
logging into my bank website and smiling softly with a sense of nostalgia as i click "remember me"
they should make airplane bottles for beer
January 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
they should make airplane bottles for beer
Really miss the “*foghorn* this is your captain speaking” spam phone calls from like 2011
December 28, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Really miss the “*foghorn* this is your captain speaking” spam phone calls from like 2011
My latest creation I call it the bloody grinch
December 3, 2024 at 3:30 AM
My latest creation I call it the bloody grinch
when you’re already on the worst trip you’ve ever been on and the cook eats up all your corn 🙄
December 2, 2024 at 6:38 AM
when you’re already on the worst trip you’ve ever been on and the cook eats up all your corn 🙄
Nobody else thinks the snl Martha Stewart topless Christmas special is funny
November 29, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Nobody else thinks the snl Martha Stewart topless Christmas special is funny
It’s hard to explain the impact of Rainbow sandals to ppl who didn’t grow up in NC
November 29, 2024 at 1:51 AM
It’s hard to explain the impact of Rainbow sandals to ppl who didn’t grow up in NC
The pilslbury doughboys name is Poppin’ Fresh
November 28, 2024 at 4:37 PM
The pilslbury doughboys name is Poppin’ Fresh
(has never cared more) jimmy crack corn and I don’t care
November 20, 2024 at 9:17 PM
(has never cared more) jimmy crack corn and I don’t care
have added around 300 words to my mute list and my tl is finally healing. and its mostly posts by a moon photo account called "moon lover"
November 20, 2024 at 12:27 AM
have added around 300 words to my mute list and my tl is finally healing. and its mostly posts by a moon photo account called "moon lover"
Feels like the first day of freshman year on here. And I’m coming back from summer break with new big boobs
November 15, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Feels like the first day of freshman year on here. And I’m coming back from summer break with new big boobs
If they keep showing me shit like George takei on here I’m going back to twitter
November 15, 2024 at 6:05 AM
If they keep showing me shit like George takei on here I’m going back to twitter