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J J Hawkins
@jjhawkins.bsky.social
He/Him. Jaunty man about the living room. Enthusiastic fan of enthusiasm. Occasional podcaster.
I have a new podcast experiment with Elizabeth. It is called Elizabeth and JJ Get Scared, and we look at horror movies. The first episode is Green Room and is up now.

shows.acast.com/elizabeth-an...
Elizabeth And JJ Get Scared
shows.acast.com
October 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Excited to go see @mike-eagle.bsky.social this evening. Feels like forever since I have seen live music.
July 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Officially still testing positive to Covid. Heartbroken I don’t get to see @wkamaubell.bsky.social this evening.
June 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I have to admit, I’m enjoying the chairs.
March 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
So, I bought an ultrasonic record cleaner. I am well aware that “I like records” could soon become my defining personality trait. I apologize in advance. Thank you for your understanding.
March 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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So stoked for everyone to pay more for everything because a bunch of loser ass dorks hate being called loser ass dorks
March 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Love when people say Elon Musk is living in our heads "rent free" when he's spent more money on gaining attention than anyone else in the history of the world.
February 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I wonder if she's drinking Florida Orange Juice in hell.
February 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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INTERVIEW!

@danlarson.bsky.social of @secretgalaxy.bsky.social and I are not the same person, so we chatted to prove it and discussed...

-- preserving the truth of the past
-- the politics of pop culture
-- And, yes, GI Joe figs

POD: bit.ly/TheNapzokNet...
VID: youtu.be/rzkjCfTGQK8
Dan Larson's SECRET Galaxy | A conversation with Dan Larson of Secret Galaxy |
YouTube video by Ken Napzok
youtu.be
January 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The oddest thing about cutting down to basically this as my social media, is how quiet it is. That is a blessing and a curse. Or, I’m just retraining my brain to not reach for my phone.
January 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Odd place in the world where a farmer’s market is an act of rebellion.
January 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Well, what do you know. I actually finished Spider-Man 2. That is very unlike me. I guess you could say I really loved it.
January 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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If you are a U.S. citizen and you see ICE agents, exercise your first amendment right to free speech, and scream "LA MIGRA" to warn everyone in the area.
January 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
We all know that the fucking TikTok ban is just bad attempt at spin to make the idiot elect claim a victory on day one. It is transparent and just the idea makes me so tired. Tomorrow I will not be watching anything. I am going to be playing Spider-Man 2 and drinking coffee
January 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(The greatest partner I’ve ever had was you people brother) OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

IT’S FUCKING OVER!
January 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Hahahaha Hogan’s getting boo’d #wweraw
January 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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fuck hulk hogan
January 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Aaaaaaaand they booked the racist. Fuck. At least he is getting booed. Fuck the jabroni Hogan.
January 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Do not mourn me when I die. No. Instead, rejoice that I never have to hear one more asshole tell me why Die Hard is a Christmas movie. I. Don’t. Care.
December 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Thinking of picking up a game for my birthday/vacation coming up. I’m trying to decide between a huge ass Star Wars game I will never finish, or a huge ass Spider-Man game I will never finish.
November 29, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Ever since the evil idiot started talking about how he wanted to start his mass deportations, this song has been stuck in my head. This is my america, not that vitriol he is spilling.
youtu.be/IQ28jC6zG9k?...
Schoolhouse Rock - The Great American Melting Pot
YouTube video by AreaEightyNine
youtu.be
November 17, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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I say this as someone who literally just started testing negative today for the first time in 1.5 weeks, and as someone who is watching what seems like everyone in their friend and professional cohort catch or recatch COVID:

Pandemic's not over.

Get vaccinated, mask up.
October 8, 2023 at 8:52 PM
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Support the POWELL’S BOOKS strike. Support the workers. During the strike, DO NOT shop the website instead.
The people who work the floors are the people who make bookstores what they are. SUPPORT THE STRIKE🖤☠️
September 3, 2023 at 2:31 AM
My god. I am gutted. Bray Wyatt was so enjoyable to watch. Loved his constant reinvention. His poor family. His absence is felt deeply.
August 24, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Carnivores, you won’t get this joy and this is fine. But yesterday I found a place in Portland that makes vegetarian corn dogs! Like, fresh batter and everything. My life is different now. Thank you Franks-a-Lot on Burnside. My life has a new tiny joy!
August 23, 2023 at 4:30 PM