Jordan
@jjfullofnachos.bsky.social
My favorite things are nouns, especially when they verb all over my adjectives adverbly
Crikie, we got ourselves a big one! (A boy and his spider)
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Crikie, we got ourselves a big one! (A boy and his spider)
What if cowboy, but make it spooky?
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What if cowboy, but make it spooky?
Is it 2 hours until the neighborhood trick or treating starts? Yes. Do I have treats ready and keep checking out the front windows for costumed kids “just in case”? Also yes.
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Is it 2 hours until the neighborhood trick or treating starts? Yes. Do I have treats ready and keep checking out the front windows for costumed kids “just in case”? Also yes.
Apple Pie time! House smells so good and have to now wait two hour for it to cool (so easy, I know)
October 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Apple Pie time! House smells so good and have to now wait two hour for it to cool (so easy, I know)
First french onion soup of the colder months (4 pounds of onions cooked on low for 3 hours is cheap, delicious, and hardy)
October 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
First french onion soup of the colder months (4 pounds of onions cooked on low for 3 hours is cheap, delicious, and hardy)
But who’s counting?
September 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
But who’s counting?
Got the house decorated for halloween! Snarl is a our new neighborhood addition and we already had some of the neighbors stop by to admire her and say hi
September 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Got the house decorated for halloween! Snarl is a our new neighborhood addition and we already had some of the neighbors stop by to admire her and say hi
Bringing big “dad who drinks the rainbow bud lights as an ally” vibes today
September 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Bringing big “dad who drinks the rainbow bud lights as an ally” vibes today
Making home made Monte Cristo sandwiches! Makes everyone feel like royalty (mayhaps, a count?)
September 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Making home made Monte Cristo sandwiches! Makes everyone feel like royalty (mayhaps, a count?)
Landlord brought by a bunch of extra stuff from her garden (such a sweetie) so I spent the morning learning to jar! They sealed night and tight, so I know it was a success!
August 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Landlord brought by a bunch of extra stuff from her garden (such a sweetie) so I spent the morning learning to jar! They sealed night and tight, so I know it was a success!
Felt summery today, so it was obviously the day to make a lemon cheesecake.
August 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Felt summery today, so it was obviously the day to make a lemon cheesecake.
Rummage sale for the WIN with this mirror (also my face, not for sale)
July 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Rummage sale for the WIN with this mirror (also my face, not for sale)
Call me Peter Piper babyyyyy
July 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Call me Peter Piper babyyyyy
I love that I can now do this while watching a show with one of my favorite artists in it
July 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I love that I can now do this while watching a show with one of my favorite artists in it
Currently watching this American masterpiece
July 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Currently watching this American masterpiece
There are almost an unlimited number of dirty jokes you can make when you’ve whipped your own meringue by hand, and I intend to make them all
July 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
There are almost an unlimited number of dirty jokes you can make when you’ve whipped your own meringue by hand, and I intend to make them all
Makes me think about this queen from “To Wong Fu” Red and Wild
June 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Makes me think about this queen from “To Wong Fu” Red and Wild
Future dinners are growing fine and getting lots of sun today
June 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Future dinners are growing fine and getting lots of sun today
