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Jasper Hewitt
@jjfuckinghewitt.bsky.social
Acts like a twat but he's a top banana
Bore off Alex G you make me sleepy like calpol
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
@jamie04.bsky.social I owe u a fiver now
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
@jamie04.bsky.social u owe me for a pint a fiver about methinks. Up the fucking barat
October 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Reposted by Jasper Hewitt
I cannot stress enough how important it is to have an enormous cat
October 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Dear God I'm wankered
September 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Offbeat μαλάκα
September 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
@jamie04.bsky.social @tomgreaves04.bsky.social you Owe me a drink each I'm too pissed to continue
September 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
December 9, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Fontaines DC with @tomgreaves04.bsky.social @jamie04.bsky.social @lewisparkin05.bsky.social

Got dropped whilst crowdsurfing and saw Tom topless. 10/10
November 28, 2024 at 3:01 PM
@jamie04.bsky.social u owe me £3.50
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
@tomgreaves04.bsky.social hurry up pal we're in pub
November 27, 2024 at 5:46 PM
At the EU Parliament. About to lobby for harsher regulations on the standards of vodka.
November 21, 2024 at 9:57 AM
November 19, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Good sign.
November 19, 2024 at 1:07 AM
All my homies dislike the third from last letter of the alphabet, up the bluesky
November 18, 2024 at 9:25 PM