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JJ
@jjfoshay.bsky.social
Emergency physician, grumpy gay, never gonna play all those video games on my list, addicted to TV that’s more stressful than my life
But is there any bigger flex than paying $250k to die in dark, wet, ironic, unimaginable terror?
June 20, 2023 at 4:45 AM
I was going to suggest hitting old dog with some oxi clean on occasion but then realized that might make me some sort of corporate shill 🤔
June 4, 2023 at 1:52 PM
a/s/l?
May 30, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Never forget - researchers are romantics at heart!
May 30, 2023 at 3:33 PM
I’m getting pretty tired of this AI generated nonsense 😤
May 30, 2023 at 3:31 PM
I’m team brisk.
May 30, 2023 at 3:31 PM
The Toto Washlet bidet would like to have a word 💦
May 30, 2023 at 3:29 PM
I don’t know what that is 🤷🏻‍♂️
May 21, 2023 at 3:35 AM
Crime, obviously 😎
May 21, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Charmander for the struggle and the dream of eventually having a dragon thing that might let me ride if I cloy it with enough chicken baby food 🔥
May 21, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Bring back the lessons in Klingon and High Valyrian ya dang owl!
May 18, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Also, fear of extreme shame and ostracism. 😊
May 17, 2023 at 5:16 PM
As if any of us can afford a house with a basement!
May 17, 2023 at 2:48 PM
An astute summary of the human condition 🤑
May 17, 2023 at 2:41 PM
*has no memory of purple M&M, but doesn’t want to look insensitive* 😥
May 17, 2023 at 4:53 AM
I just love when plastic builds up that nice rustic patina 🤗
May 17, 2023 at 4:26 AM
Peter Sagal is my spirit animal, let’s goooo!
May 17, 2023 at 4:19 AM
It’s actually a circus tent. With butts inside.
May 17, 2023 at 4:13 AM