LET YOUR CRANBERRY SAUCE-SLATHERED FREAK FLAG FLY!!!!1!
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
LET YOUR CRANBERRY SAUCE-SLATHERED FREAK FLAG FLY!!!!1!
Even AI, the fount of all knowledge, cannot give me the name for Turkey Addiction, so you must be unique. CELEBRATE YOUR SPECIALNESS, O GALLOPAVOHOLIC
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Even AI, the fount of all knowledge, cannot give me the name for Turkey Addiction, so you must be unique. CELEBRATE YOUR SPECIALNESS, O GALLOPAVOHOLIC
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GERONTOCRATS!!!1!
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GERONTOCRATS!!!1!
Cue “Thus Spake Zarathustra”
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Cue “Thus Spake Zarathustra”
$5 says he's moving to Florida
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
$5 says he's moving to Florida
Escoffier wept…
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Escoffier wept…
What is “All of it”, Alex?
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What is “All of it”, Alex?
What was your wine pairing?
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What was your wine pairing?
Yeah, you could have at least sprinkled some paprika on top, maybe added a sprig of parsley on the side, you barbarian.
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Yeah, you could have at least sprinkled some paprika on top, maybe added a sprig of parsley on the side, you barbarian.
They're not sending their best....
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
They're not sending their best....
If they *really* close the airspace so the people with private jets can't get to St. Bart's or Zermatt for Thanksgiving or Christmas THEN we'll see some action. But I'm not holding my breath.
November 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If they *really* close the airspace so the people with private jets can't get to St. Bart's or Zermatt for Thanksgiving or Christmas THEN we'll see some action. But I'm not holding my breath.
Woohoo! 1 million vacancies! See? Mamdani is making apartments more affordable already!
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Woohoo! 1 million vacancies! See? Mamdani is making apartments more affordable already!
"Why won't those Christ-denying, Antifa-loving, chardonnay-swilling, radical, leftist, communist, electric-car-driving, trans-hugging, gun-snatching baby killers just FIX MY HEALTHCARE ALREADY?" Betty did not add. (Though she surely wanted to)
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"Why won't those Christ-denying, Antifa-loving, chardonnay-swilling, radical, leftist, communist, electric-car-driving, trans-hugging, gun-snatching baby killers just FIX MY HEALTHCARE ALREADY?" Betty did not add. (Though she surely wanted to)
People have been banned from airlines for less.
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
People have been banned from airlines for less.
Republican Playbook Rule #3: ABB
ALWAYS BE BLAMING (somebody else)
ALWAYS BE BLAMING (somebody else)
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Republican Playbook Rule #3: ABB
ALWAYS BE BLAMING (somebody else)
ALWAYS BE BLAMING (somebody else)