Jeremy Bornstein
@jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
"the New King of Deadpan" (Esquire) and "an advanced composite material which also has interesting civilian applications" (Benjy Feen)
[bridged from https://mastodon.social/@jjb on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
[bridged from https://mastodon.social/@jjb on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
I'm not sure yet how the "moving accounts" function works here but I'm about to give it a go. My new account is @jeremy and I intend to post almost exclusively from there for the foreseeable future. Maybe your mastodon server will re-point follows there? I have no idea. Anyway, catch you on the […]
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mastodon.social
August 8, 2024 at 11:56 PM
I'm not sure yet how the "moving accounts" function works here but I'm about to give it a go. My new account is @jeremy and I intend to post almost exclusively from there for the foreseeable future. Maybe your mastodon server will re-point follows there? I have no idea. Anyway, catch you on the […]
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ladies and gentlemen, Philippe Katerine! ...whom some of you may now recognize as naked blue guy from the opening ceremony from the Olympics a couple days ago.
July 28, 2024 at 11:22 AM
ladies and gentlemen, Philippe Katerine! ...whom some of you may now recognize as naked blue guy from the opening ceremony from the Olympics a couple days ago.
SO MANY of you idiots are saying (and thinking) dumb things, playing right into the hands of those who are better at FUD than you are. It's really difficult to not get into useless arguments about it. If you were only just a little bit smarter you'd see it. Mostly it makes me sad.
July 14, 2024 at 2:45 AM
SO MANY of you idiots are saying (and thinking) dumb things, playing right into the hands of those who are better at FUD than you are. It's really difficult to not get into useless arguments about it. If you were only just a little bit smarter you'd see it. Mostly it makes me sad.
fancy status lines and timing spinner for #activitypub server dev
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mastodon.social
July 13, 2024 at 1:43 AM
fancy status lines and timing spinner for #activitypub server dev
OMG thank you.
Headline: Ocasio-Cortez Introduces Articles of Impeachment Against Justice Thomas and Justice Alito
https://ocasio-cortez.house.gov/media/press-releases/ocasio-cortez-introduces-articles-impeachment-against-justice-thomas-and
Headline: Ocasio-Cortez Introduces Articles of Impeachment Against Justice Thomas and Justice Alito
https://ocasio-cortez.house.gov/media/press-releases/ocasio-cortez-introduces-articles-impeachment-against-justice-thomas-and
July 11, 2024 at 6:18 AM
OMG thank you.
Headline: Ocasio-Cortez Introduces Articles of Impeachment Against Justice Thomas and Justice Alito
https://ocasio-cortez.house.gov/media/press-releases/ocasio-cortez-introduces-articles-impeachment-against-justice-thomas-and
Headline: Ocasio-Cortez Introduces Articles of Impeachment Against Justice Thomas and Justice Alito
https://ocasio-cortez.house.gov/media/press-releases/ocasio-cortez-introduces-articles-impeachment-against-justice-thomas-and
Apparently the application for the Novavax XBB 1.5 in New Zealand has been withdrawn. What the actual fuck, you assholes?
#newzealand #covid
#newzealand #covid
July 9, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Apparently the application for the Novavax XBB 1.5 in New Zealand has been withdrawn. What the actual fuck, you assholes?
#newzealand #covid
#newzealand #covid
This could be HUGE! The next question is how to moderate the potential negative side effects, of which there are certainly some in some cases (reduced liver/kidney function, breastfeeding/pregnancy, some cardiac I think.
https://mastodon.social/@danfuzz/112742005627723604
#covid
https://mastodon.social/@danfuzz/112742005627723604
#covid
July 6, 2024 at 11:24 PM
This could be HUGE! The next question is how to moderate the potential negative side effects, of which there are certainly some in some cases (reduced liver/kidney function, breastfeeding/pregnancy, some cardiac I think.
https://mastodon.social/@danfuzz/112742005627723604
#covid
https://mastodon.social/@danfuzz/112742005627723604
#covid
Everything "That Friend" Wants You to Know About Covid
https://www.okdoomer.io/everything-that-friend-wants-you-to-know-about-covid/
https://www.okdoomer.io/everything-that-friend-wants-you-to-know-about-covid/
July 4, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Everything "That Friend" Wants You to Know About Covid
https://www.okdoomer.io/everything-that-friend-wants-you-to-know-about-covid/
https://www.okdoomer.io/everything-that-friend-wants-you-to-know-about-covid/
Cool and normal. Headline: Vermont Republican secretly poured water into colleague’s bag over months
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/18/vermont-republican-water-bag
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/18/vermont-republican-water-bag
June 19, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Cool and normal. Headline: Vermont Republican secretly poured water into colleague’s bag over months
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/18/vermont-republican-water-bag
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/18/vermont-republican-water-bag
Alex Cox, the director of Repo Man, among other films, is making a new movie!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/alexcoxfilms/my-last-movie/
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/alexcoxfilms/my-last-movie/
June 19, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Alex Cox, the director of Repo Man, among other films, is making a new movie!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/alexcoxfilms/my-last-movie/
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/alexcoxfilms/my-last-movie/
Mëndësfräu performance, 1989, List Art Center. David Strauss on vox, @boardman on drums, and yours truly on guitar.
https://youtu.be/yIXXvtZxNns
https://youtu.be/yIXXvtZxNns
June 17, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Mëndësfräu performance, 1989, List Art Center. David Strauss on vox, @boardman on drums, and yours truly on guitar.
https://youtu.be/yIXXvtZxNns
https://youtu.be/yIXXvtZxNns
June 15, 2024 at 6:10 AM
@Kadrey just launched a Kickstarter for a new edition of his book _Kamikaze L'Amour_, at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kamikazerk/kamikaze-lamour
He writes: I'm trying to bring my long lost music novel, KAMIKAZE L'AMOUR, back as a book and ebook. It would mean a lot to me if you'd […]
He writes: I'm trying to bring my long lost music novel, KAMIKAZE L'AMOUR, back as a book and ebook. It would mean a lot to me if you'd […]
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mastodon.social
June 14, 2024 at 12:42 AM
@Kadrey just launched a Kickstarter for a new edition of his book _Kamikaze L'Amour_, at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kamikazerk/kamikaze-lamour
He writes: I'm trying to bring my long lost music novel, KAMIKAZE L'AMOUR, back as a book and ebook. It would mean a lot to me if you'd […]
He writes: I'm trying to bring my long lost music novel, KAMIKAZE L'AMOUR, back as a book and ebook. It would mean a lot to me if you'd […]
This giant buckwheat pillow is my desk seat/cushion. I just added a few more kilos of buckwheat because it was underfilled. It probably weighs something like 15 kilos now.
(Foot for scale.)
(Foot for scale.)
June 12, 2024 at 6:12 AM
This giant buckwheat pillow is my desk seat/cushion. I just added a few more kilos of buckwheat because it was underfilled. It probably weighs something like 15 kilos now.
(Foot for scale.)
(Foot for scale.)
Uncovered today in a stack of old photos. This is from 1986 or 1987.
June 12, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Uncovered today in a stack of old photos. This is from 1986 or 1987.
Happy Anti-Monarchy Day!
June 10, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Happy Anti-Monarchy Day!
I'm not sure if this #music is done yet. There are a couple things which are either perfectly wrong or want fixing and I'm at the point where I've heard it so many times that I'm bound to fall in love even if it's not right.
June 8, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I'm not sure if this #music is done yet. There are a couple things which are either perfectly wrong or want fixing and I'm at the point where I've heard it so many times that I'm bound to fall in love even if it's not right.
Static perceptions diminish and disappear.
June 7, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Static perceptions diminish and disappear.
I would like to remind my fellow Australians that this coming Monday, 10 June, is a public holiday: Anti-Monarchy Day.
#australia
#australia
June 7, 2024 at 4:36 AM
I would like to remind my fellow Australians that this coming Monday, 10 June, is a public holiday: Anti-Monarchy Day.
#australia
#australia
"Thank you Jesus for this food / De nada"-vibes when non-spanish-speaking people don't realize that her husband's name is Jesús.
https://x.com/Claudiashein/status/1797336959083585949
https://x.com/Claudiashein/status/1797336959083585949
June 5, 2024 at 6:33 AM
"Thank you Jesus for this food / De nada"-vibes when non-spanish-speaking people don't realize that her husband's name is Jesús.
https://x.com/Claudiashein/status/1797336959083585949
https://x.com/Claudiashein/status/1797336959083585949
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-your-musical-instrument-says-about-you
P.S. Mcsweeney's, please come to Mastodon.
P.S. Mcsweeney's, please come to Mastodon.
June 5, 2024 at 5:32 AM
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-your-musical-instrument-says-about-you
P.S. Mcsweeney's, please come to Mastodon.
P.S. Mcsweeney's, please come to Mastodon.
I am simultaneously a little sad and really happy that my troll bots are mostly ignored here. I think the only one that's gotten any of the "omg this bot is so wrong" responses is @real_year_progress .
June 5, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I am simultaneously a little sad and really happy that my troll bots are mostly ignored here. I think the only one that's gotten any of the "omg this bot is so wrong" responses is @real_year_progress .