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he saw me thinking i was a freak and had to show me up
A tub of vanilla and chocolate ice cream with only the middle portion (where the flavors intersect) eaten out. The same tub of vanilla, but in someone else's hands, getting freaked tf out through that previously-mentioned "center crack".
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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fuck it: muenster
A bowl of the previously mentioned creamy rice slop, with a small chunk of muenster cheese on top
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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initial problem: rice bland- forgot salt, solution: season stir fry, mix, new problem: eggplant wasn't tender/cooked enough, who has time for that, solution: one can tomato sauce, hypothesis: why not, new problem: too much sauce, square one, pivot: it's mexican now. green sauce + crema mexicana 🤌🤌🤌
Stovetop with a pot containing some creamy rice and veggie slop
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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hmmm
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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we hit perfect lighting for the 0.2 seconds i was visibly annoyed about the lack of perfect lighting. that's life 🤷‍♀️ happy new years 😘🎉
January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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salami and meunster
A plate of cooked salami and two slices of meunster cheese. One of the slices of cheese is half-eaten.
December 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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having a pizza moment lately
A freshly-baked (and slightly oblong) homemade pizza. The right half is plain, and the left half is topped with pepperoni. There are three take-out pizza boxes within view. Clearly, this poster likes pizza.
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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good night dweebs
bathroom selfie with a portion of my dumptruck ass propped up on the sink
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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very fond of this image
A flash photo of me laying in bed in the dark in my underwear. Due to the low light level, the picture is kind of grainy and the colors are washed out, giving it a bit of a "90s" "vibe". It gives my current body a history, so to speak, makes it feel as though it's always been this way.
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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good morning twitter escapees. i bake and take selfies. sometimes i share pics from my hikes.
A loaf of freshly-baked banana bread inside of a loaf pan, sitting on a stove Mirror selfie fresh out of bed. She still has her pajamas on. A girl flexes her muscles while crouching on a rock at the edge of a cliff and throwing up two "peace signs" with her hands. There is a large river flowing in the background.
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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😎
A spread of Pokemon cards. From right to left: Lombre, Budew, Pawmi, and Lillie's Cutiefly
December 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Cozying up with some banana bread before bed tonight :)
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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i enjoyed writing this more than I'd like to admit #sеlfсеst
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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messy room messy life #dontcare #mwah
A very hot and pretty girl in a room that is admittedly not that messy but there is a clothes hanger and random trash on the floor. She is wearing black skinny jeans, and a close-fitting longsleeve top that reveals her shoulders and a bra strap. Her hips are adorned by a silver chain that is wrapped around a belt hook on one side and tucked into the front pocket on the other. She is barefoot and her midriff is showing.
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM