Baba Yaga
@jizzhooves.space
Fanged Dowager Men should think twice before making widowhood women’s only path to power.
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Baba Yaga
@jizzhooves.space
· Aug 20
Reach heaven through violence.
Something I said during D&d “ you’re going to look me in my face and tell me the magic school bus isn’t a steed.”
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Something I said during D&d “ you’re going to look me in my face and tell me the magic school bus isn’t a steed.”
Watching the DNC just continue to shoot itself in the foot when it has all these young popular candidates is killing me.
Graham Platner? No no he won’t do! How about the literal walking corpse that is Susan Collins?
Mamdani? How about instead we give you a literal sex pest, Andrew Cuomo?
Graham Platner? No no he won’t do! How about the literal walking corpse that is Susan Collins?
Mamdani? How about instead we give you a literal sex pest, Andrew Cuomo?
October 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Watching the DNC just continue to shoot itself in the foot when it has all these young popular candidates is killing me.
Graham Platner? No no he won’t do! How about the literal walking corpse that is Susan Collins?
Mamdani? How about instead we give you a literal sex pest, Andrew Cuomo?
Graham Platner? No no he won’t do! How about the literal walking corpse that is Susan Collins?
Mamdani? How about instead we give you a literal sex pest, Andrew Cuomo?
Took myself on a date because apparently I have to do everything myself.
October 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Took myself on a date because apparently I have to do everything myself.
Look, Balto didn’t run 60 miles through a god damn blizzard to deliver Diphtheria serum in the dead of winter so you could just not get vaccinated.
September 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Look, Balto didn’t run 60 miles through a god damn blizzard to deliver Diphtheria serum in the dead of winter so you could just not get vaccinated.
This lady took her shoes off in the PUBLIC BATHROOM.
September 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This lady took her shoes off in the PUBLIC BATHROOM.
I do not ask the gods to do my dirty work. If I want you dead I’ll choke the life out of you myself.
a cartoon character is sitting at a table holding a piece of paper .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a table holding a piece of paper .
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September 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I do not ask the gods to do my dirty work. If I want you dead I’ll choke the life out of you myself.
I am what happens when you try to carve god out of the wood of your own hunger.
July 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I am what happens when you try to carve god out of the wood of your own hunger.
You hear a whistling overhead
Are you alive or are you dead?
It's only Thursday
You feel a shaking on the ground
A billion candles burn around
Is it your birthday?
Tomorrow never comes until it's too late
Tomorrow never comes until it's too late
Make tomorrow come, I think it's too late
Are you alive or are you dead?
It's only Thursday
You feel a shaking on the ground
A billion candles burn around
Is it your birthday?
Tomorrow never comes until it's too late
Tomorrow never comes until it's too late
Make tomorrow come, I think it's too late
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You hear a whistling overhead
Are you alive or are you dead?
It's only Thursday
You feel a shaking on the ground
A billion candles burn around
Is it your birthday?
Tomorrow never comes until it's too late
Tomorrow never comes until it's too late
Make tomorrow come, I think it's too late
Are you alive or are you dead?
It's only Thursday
You feel a shaking on the ground
A billion candles burn around
Is it your birthday?
Tomorrow never comes until it's too late
Tomorrow never comes until it's too late
Make tomorrow come, I think it's too late
Some of the men at the gun range started calling me “Little Lady” so I started calling them “Little Lord” and wooo boy were they mad.
May 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Some of the men at the gun range started calling me “Little Lady” so I started calling them “Little Lord” and wooo boy were they mad.
“you know me better than I know myself”. Well yeah chief. That’s not hard. You’ve been at it so long you dont know where the pantomime stops and you begin.
May 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“you know me better than I know myself”. Well yeah chief. That’s not hard. You’ve been at it so long you dont know where the pantomime stops and you begin.
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Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.
Bravo
Bravo
May 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.
Bravo
Bravo
Canceled my sub and deleting my app. Any recommendations for another language app?
May 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Canceled my sub and deleting my app. Any recommendations for another language app?
Have to take my emotional support idiot to the vet.
April 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Have to take my emotional support idiot to the vet.
I’m going to start rating guns by mouth feel.
April 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I’m going to start rating guns by mouth feel.
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I got a lot calmer about turbulence on planes when I started wondering what good my panic was gonna do, for me or anyone. I get it’s not always a rational choice, but we can choose to give in further to it or not.
April 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I got a lot calmer about turbulence on planes when I started wondering what good my panic was gonna do, for me or anyone. I get it’s not always a rational choice, but we can choose to give in further to it or not.
The absolute gall these feckless cowards have to keep asking for money.
March 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The absolute gall these feckless cowards have to keep asking for money.
Tits out in the woods as god intended.
March 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Tits out in the woods as god intended.
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Dang, I’m in the wrong grad program…
February 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Dang, I’m in the wrong grad program…
Small men never dream of great things. They wallow in mediocrity, satisfied to pass their meager days in dull sport and the flailing misery of a life misspent. You, sir, are a ghost of your own life, made to haunt the world even before the day of your death.
March 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Small men never dream of great things. They wallow in mediocrity, satisfied to pass their meager days in dull sport and the flailing misery of a life misspent. You, sir, are a ghost of your own life, made to haunt the world even before the day of your death.
This little idiots kidneys have decided to pack it in. She has to go on a special diet and is NOT PLEASED.
March 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This little idiots kidneys have decided to pack it in. She has to go on a special diet and is NOT PLEASED.