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Jim Izer
@jizer.bsky.social
Just a dude trying to see as many baseball stadiums and microbreweries as I can before I die. These things may be counterproductive...
I'm just going to watch some Season 3 Simpsons episodes tonight. Why yes, I would be more comfortable talking to Snappy the Alligator right now...
November 6, 2024 at 1:33 AM
It's always sobering to be reminded how lucky I am to speak a language that is so catered to. Traveling in Europe and pretty much everything is secondarily (and often primarily) in English, even in Hungary (a language i have no ability to decipher).
October 25, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Took me a while to warm up to Peyton & Eli but they won me over. Now Belichick completely sucks the fun out of the room as soon as he comes on.
October 22, 2024 at 12:38 AM
The most on-brand thing ever may be Big Papi's encrusted IFBs.
October 20, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Ok. Been out in the backyard for 45 mins and I'm just going to say that smudge with a tail is Tsuchinshan-ATLAS. Definitely not like in the photos😐. Reminds me of The Great Perseids Disaster of 2017.
October 16, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Why is the swinging Padre on Darvish/Tatis/Higashioka's R sleeve but on Arraez/Cronenworth's L sleeve? That's going to drive my OCD brain crazy for the rest of the series.
October 7, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Come on. Why won't YouTubeTV let me quadbox with CFB and MLB? Jerks.
October 6, 2024 at 1:23 AM
As a representative of a certain...type...of person, let me say that "slim fit" is the work of the Devil.
October 3, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Somehow, the foodcourt in Charlotte Airport has obtained access to my Spotify account. I have no idea how this happened! Glad I have 3 hrs to kill.
September 22, 2024 at 10:11 PM
I love how the GOP candidate for the newly invented House District 2 in AL has an ad where she's bemoaning the Washington insiders who don't get how hard it is for working families while she fills up what looks like a 1970s F-100 that prob gets 8mpg.
September 19, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I may be late to the party, but I just realized you can't make "Beetlejuice" then 36 yrs later, "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" and NOT have the 3rd movie already in the queue. TBH I'm sure Winona will still look great at 88 y/o!
September 14, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Anyone else have memories of parents/siblings going to a movie, describing it to you afterwards and blowing your mind? I distinctly remember my parents talking about a monster bursting from a guy's chest at dinner and a dude escaping the cops, jumping off a cliff and sewing his arm back together.
September 11, 2024 at 8:01 PM
They just showed a guy in a Texas sweatshirt cheering in the OSU stands. Did that sly dog just hustle down from Ann Arbor so he could double up on the Michigan shame?
September 8, 2024 at 12:16 AM
From a PR standpoint, do we really want to name a ship taking 3.5 years to go home-to-home "The Odyssey?" Not exactly reassuring to 99% of the occupants.

www.cnn.com/travel/villa...
They were due to leave for their dream cruise in May. Three months on they’re still stuck at the departure port | CNN
Villa Vie Odyssey was due to set sail for a three and a half year cruise on May 31 from the UK. More than three months on, the ship – and most of its passengers – is still in Belfast, where it is awai...
www.cnn.com
September 7, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Ok. I might be coming around on Kyrgios as an after-career analyst. He's fun!
September 5, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Just sitting around watching CFB and drinking Negronis, just like my ancestors did.
August 31, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Well, their politics may be questionable, but apparently Night Ranger still can kick a little ass.
August 25, 2024 at 3:55 AM
My wife, as we drop off our third and last (rendering us empty-nested) with "Everybody Hurts" playing on the radio: "What's with this fucking song right now?"
August 18, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Damn. I think Gabby Thomas could've handed off to me for the anchor, and we still might've won.
August 10, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Back on a (semi) old school Game of Thrones kick. I think one of the biggest disappointments for me was phasing out the direwolves. Two things I'm a sucker for: a named blade and an animal familiar.
July 27, 2024 at 9:58 PM
The faces of Wee Hughie, Starlight and Kimiko S4E8 = my face around 130pm today.
July 21, 2024 at 8:56 PM
I'm just a huge sucker for Chekhov's Biometric Scanner in any Sci-Fi or action movie. You know that eyeball's getting yanked outta there at some point!
July 18, 2024 at 10:54 PM
A stage play. I mean, this guy is just actively trolling us now, right? Bravo, sir!
www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
George RR Martin makes promise to eager fans awaiting update on latest novel
George R.R. Martin has shared an update on all things Game of Thrones with eager fans
www.independent.co.uk
July 10, 2024 at 8:16 PM
You know, my lawnmower's inability to mulch grass and not leave it all over the lawn is only surpassed by its inability to bag grass and not leave it all over the lawn.
July 4, 2024 at 8:18 PM
How in the world did ESPN locate the last living box of Reggie Bars?
June 21, 2024 at 5:26 PM