I suppose a lot of my career has been built on stating the obvious.

When my workplace starts a meal train for coworkers but I am an awful cook:

Life insurance salespeople when they finally get me on the phone and I answer three questions:

🎵Despite all my rage...🎵

"And who would have guessed that a shirtless recently-retired NFL player and a spindly neurodiverse NFL head coach would be just the right men to make me follow the NFL again?"

I greet you with a little validation for any of you who have ever felt like I have the social graces of someone who was born on another planet: