HUMAN BEINGS ARE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE
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HUMAN BEINGS ARE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE
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SHUT DOWN AND SITTT UPP
GAAAA IT'S JOSEPH STALIN
June 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
DID YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT ALADDIN?

1) JAFAR'S REAL NAME IS *STU*
June 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
OH NO IT'S THE WAR
May 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE ADVENTURES OF FLOOMP AND MOOFLP

FLOOMP: HEY THERE YA IMPISH BANANA FUCK WANNA GO SELL THE SENATORS TO THE ZOO?
MOOFLP: NOPE
FLOOMP: TOO LATE I ALREADY DID AND THEY ALL ATE UP NEBRASKA
MOOFLP: THAT'S OUR FLOOMP!
May 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
LET'S FRICASSEE ALL DA OLD PEOPLE NAMED FRED HELLO FRED COME BE A DELICIOUS DINNER
May 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
HEY REMEMBER GAY PEOPLE

THEY USED TO COME WITH YOUR STYROFOAM CONTAINER FOR THE MCDLT AND GO ROOTDOOTDOOTDOOT HELLO I AM GAY AND THEN LEAVE

THAT'S THE REAL REASON THEY DISCONTINUED THE MCDLT Y'SEE THEY RAN OUTTA GAY PEOPLE STYROFOAM
May 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
THE DINOSAURS DIDN'T DIE THEY ALL GOT TURNED INTO WHITE PEOPLE
May 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
WAIT A MINNUT

NO DUCK HAS AGREED TO BE M'WIFE

NOW I CAN'T GO UP TO DA NEAREST SENATOR AND SAY DAT AINT NO WIFE ATS MY DUCK
May 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
OH NO IT'S THE FLIMPSTONES
May 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM