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jisseb.bsky.social
Good wishes of Rob Pike, famous author of « Practice of Pro-vowing ». (I can understant).

#merrychristmas
robpike.io rob pike @robpike.io · 8d
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation External Inbox Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org> 5:43 AM (4 hours ago) to me Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village) IMPORTANT NOTICE: You are interacting with an AI system. All conversations with this AI system are published publicly online by default. Do not share information you would prefer to keep private.
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
jisseb.bsky.social
OCaml ne supporte pas l'UTF-8 comme nom d'expression, tout ça pour empêcher :

```
utop # let λ () = print_endline "fonction nommée lambda haha";;
Error: Line 1, characters 4-6:
Error: Invalid character U+03BB in identifier
```

C' est mesquin.

#ocaml #λ
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
jisseb.bsky.social
#windows #suxx #teams #ilovethiscompany #ballmer
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
jisseb.bsky.social
note: it's a joke, don't rewrite me in rust please.

#rust #pascal #java #c #languageswar
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
jisseb.bsky.social
Anubis weighs souls... but not all souls have the same weight.

Very interesting blog post, about how to shunt anubis and get a valid token with just curl and a bit of C magic.
lock.cmpxchg8b.com/anubis.html

#anubis #c #curl #crawlers
Anubis.
lock.cmpxchg8b.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
jisseb.bsky.social
Il fallait bien que quelqu’un la fasse (je ne suis pas l'auteur du montage).
#mesh #haha
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
jisseb.bsky.social
Ubuntu 25.10's Move To Rust Coreutils Is Causing Major Breakage For Some Executables
www.phoronix.com/news/Ubuntu-...

They should rewrite uutils in C

#c #rust #ubuntu #pwned
Ubuntu 25.10's Move To Rust Coreutils Is Causing Major Breakage For Some Executables
I noticed a number of benchmarks failing to run on Ubuntu 25.10 this week with reported checksum errors on the files..
www.phoronix.com
September 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
jisseb.bsky.social
Avec gcc , __attribute__((cleanup(fx))) permet un defer en C.
La fonction de nettoyage est appellée quand la variable perd le scope, et a pour argument un pointeur sur la var à nettoyer.

Ex: __attribute__ ((cleanup(closefile) )) FILE *hFile = 0;

Et définir la fonction closefile(FILE **hFile)
September 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
jisseb.bsky.social
Pour briller en société (mais il faut savoir tricoter)

www.aiguilles-magiques.com/Porte-gobele...

#linux #mascotte #portegobelet
Porte-gobelet manchot - [Aiguilles magiques]
www.aiguilles-magiques.com
June 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
jisseb.bsky.social
Primer (oscilloscope music). Revision2025 : 1st place (Wild).
Very nice music.
#demo #wild #revision2025

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dif...
BUS ERROR Collective - Primer (Oscilloscope Music) - 1st in Wild + Crowd Favorite @ Revision 2025
YouTube video by DJ_Level_3
www.youtube.com
April 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
jisseb.bsky.social
Voilà qui devrait réjouir tout ceux qui ont un jour fait tourner un cube sur le fond gris-noir d'un écran un peu flou. Le tout en assembleur, bien sûr. Avant de griller l'écran à force de jouer avec les fréquences de la carte video.
#demoscene #art #unesco #patrimoine

mag.mo5.com/268476/la-de...
La demoscene enfin reconnue comme patrimoine culturel en France
L’association MO5.COM est fière de vous annoncer qu’elle vient de réussir à inscrire la demoscene française à l’Inventaire national du patrimoine culturel immatériel du ministère (...)
mag.mo5.com
April 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
jisseb.bsky.social
Java : faites vos prières !

Les suggestions de YouTube deviendraient-elles pertinentes ?

#java #coding #perfs #humour #je_vais_le_faire_en_assembleur
March 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
jisseb.bsky.social
MK-14 video module display in action with Space Invaders:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFI_...

#mk14 #retrocomputing
Realtime's 'Space Invaders' on the Science of Cambridge MK14
YouTube video by PHILG2864
www.youtube.com
March 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM