my cousin: i like to play raiden and she plays leon from resident evil
cousin’s wife: yeah
cousin: so we roll up in fortnite as the twinksquad

i lied. i changed it back to the scorpionstale because i'm attached to it. my bad

i do not blame him. he does not know that i do not find the same value in a dead bug as he does.

people will always tell you “if you feed crows they are so smart they will bring you gifts, like coins and trinkets and shiny things” but totally gloss over the fact that they can and will bring you bugs and twigs sometimes

like i know this is about equipment But Also,

Moderately Sized Floppa