Mr Giraffe
jirac.bsky.social
Mr Giraffe
@jirac.bsky.social
I write mediocre stories for exceptional people

My Favorite Games are Cookie Run Kingdom and Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3.

My AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/MrGiraffe
ooh, interesting. I like how it looks like she's literally melting, probably gonna burn you if you touch the melty bits.

More like this, please! If it's not too much trouble of course.
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I'd like to think that this would be GC's halloween costume. She's the richest cookie in all the world, of course she'd go all out for it.

Got the practical effects make up and everything. You know how it is.
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Yeah I figured that out. And I didn't mean OC interactions, god no. Just some ideas relating to an AU GC I have. Mostly that Choco Chip would be extremely disappointed in how she turned out(In short, she became a cyborg and low key went a little insane.)
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I've seen him around your posts a few times. Some neat ideas, had a few thoughts about him in relation to some other stuff I've come up with myself.
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I love this attitude. Of just looking at canon and saying "Fuck it, we ball" and just blatantly ignoring parts of it to suit your own story.

I wish other AU writers could be so bold as to try such a thing.
October 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Why am I getting the same energy as those early 2024 "Canon Character corrupted by Shadow Milk" sprite edits from this?

Maybe the jester had some innovative ideas for entertainment, he he.
October 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Ok this is low key hella interesting. This kid who knows very little about the world suddenly thrust in a position he isn't ready for. At least, that's what I'm reading from this image. You're good at this idea thing, well done.
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The fact you said "Next Parent" doesn't bode well for Eclair and Mocha's relationship, but I trust the process all the same.
October 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This just in, Mothmaster threatens to release more Mocha lore, which will undoubtedly lead to further Mocha suffering. More at 11./j

In all seriousness, I totally understand where both Dark Cacao and Mocha are coming from. Let's just hope in the future, adoptive father and son can work things out.
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Oh, how cute. How quaint, before Mocha's life just eternally seems to get worse and worse.
October 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Send one to me as well, I'd also like to read it. (Oh and hi Eschy :3)
October 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
How many words of this dude's story has been written down so far? I've written my fair share of longer form content but I don't think it would've given me severe wrist pain.
October 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Ok I gotta ask, and pardon me if this is a dumb question, but what is FARE and/or what does it mean?
October 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Seems like you have a very... specific idea in mind for a lot of your creations. They're very tragic, tend to involve lots of angst and stuff. Wonder what that's all about. It's about anything at all.
October 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Interesting to me that he went ahead and helped raised Mocha. I don't know a whole lot about Dark Cacao, but I think he'd just tell this lady to go kick rocks regardless of what she threatened him with. But I suppose stuff like has an explanation for everything. Right?
September 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I've seen this AU pop up once or twice on the CRK discord, I think it's pretty neat. And everytime I see it, I'm reminded of this one quote from Paarthurnax in Skyrim

"What is Better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
October 26, 2024 at 6:03 AM